𝗮𝘀𝗺𝗼'𝘀 𝗳𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲

yo, i like edgy music and horror podcasts. i had a serious hate for cheese my whole life, especially if it's melted. do what you wish with that information •-•

[princessasmo]

STOP

[princessasmo]

WHAT IS THIS? 😭😭😭

[princessasmo]

imagine not having a sister 💀

[princessasmo]

Simeon: you know, I've always seen you as my son /gen /srs

Luke: slash what..?

Simeon: MC has been teaching me tone indicators, pretty cool huh?

[princessasmo]

every time you get a message from Lucifer, remember that he types like this:

[luxthestrange]

Obey me!Memes #136

Asmo really is weak against mc who doesnt beat around the bush...

[princessasmo]

YES

[princessasmo]

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Lucifer: you're charged with... breaking into a pet store?

Satan: I THOUGHT THE BLACK CAT LOOKED LONELY, SUE ME

[princessasmo]

Asmo: *simply exists*

Me:

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Lucifer: you are so irritating sometimes.

MC: wanna make out?

Lucifer: yes

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Mammon: hey Lucifer, can I borrow 5000 bucks?

Lucifer: why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?

Mammon: for an escape room.

Lucifer: what kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?

Mammon: ...

Mammon: jail.

[princessasmo]

Belphie: before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Lucifer in the distance: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES!?

[princessasmo]

MC: wait...

MC: if you have social anxiety...

MC: and I have social anxiety...

MC: then who's gonna order the food?

Levi: rock, paper, scissors.

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Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory, name one thing I've forgot.

Mammon: you forgot me at the park once.

Lucifer: that was on purpose, try again.

[deathnotescenarios]

Mammon: We need to get through this locked door. Beel, give me your credit card. Beel: Here. Mammon, pocketing it: Thanks. Satan, kick down the door.

[princessasmo]

me everyday anxiously waiting for more information on what's going on with Simeon:

[princessasmo]