๐ฉธBeavis and butthead headcanons๐ฉธ
this will be both dating and looks wise or more into the cuties
โ๏ธโ๐ฅ ๐ฏButthead๐๐ธ
I feel butthead would be the pimply one and not Beavis
he would defensively be the first one do grow body hair(heโd try to show it off to girls and get the shit slapped out of him)
I think heโd be self conscious about his looks but never show it bc he doesnโt wanna look like a wuss
a bigger metal head then beavis
heโd be tall bc heโs taller then Beavis and A lot of the characters you see maybe about 5,6 or 5,8 maybe thatโs drastic but you know what I mean
definitely Italian I love this Italian accent he does when he makes fun of any Italian person on tv he does it to good that he canโt be just from Texas heโs definitely Italian
not as broad as Beavis lengthy but at some point he got chubbier could be a family thing since his dad is a bigger person
he likes girls who donโt take this dumb attitude and stupid attempts to flirt(Daria and Kimberly)
โ๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ฏDating butthead๐๐ธ
heโd try to listen more to what you say , i think this because in the mace episode he talks to the poster (dummy) and he talks like he cares more idk but heโs says stuff like how you feeling etc๐ซฃ
heโd be embarrassed to hang out with you and Beavis ,heโs embarrassed heโs friends with beavis
heโll definitely show how much he likes you in public gives him a high to date someone
heโll talk about his interests with you
heโll try to seem cooler or calmer trying not to look soft and it would backfire bad and end up looking soft anyways
the first time you kiss him heโll laugh for the rest of the day heโs to dumb to know what to to after
heโll think heโll score everytime heโs with you never happensโฆ.?๐ซข(depends)
heโll call you a bunch of pet names and think heโs doing amazing (there all dumb ones something like cheerio)
Heโd have really long lashes blonde long lashes
this is so stupid but I think heโd has ibs because he says he poops Alto and ya๐ฅฒ
skinny really skinny broad shoulders
he probably has like really hairy arms light blonde yeti arms
takes better care of his hair forgot witch episode but he has one of those Afro brushโs and heโs like using it so you know
he has that one thing weโre he doesnโt tan in the heat but sunburns like crazy while butthead tans
French and maybe Irish since he sunburns easy
he loves the dark/night he probably stays up and just kind of looks at the sky (he would never tell butthead because heโll think heโs a dork)
๐๐dating Beavis๐บโค๏ธโ๐ฅ
I feel unlike butthead of he actually likes a girl heโll dye down his horn dog nature and try to show it with the little things and end up turning pitch red
he loves holding your hand but his palms get really sweaty and he gets shy
heโll start to freak out and laugh if you try to cuddle up on him or any of the such and soon heโll do it back
Heโll go slow scared to scare you off if he jumps straight to asking to score
The first time youโd kiss him heโll do the the same as butthead but immediately kiss you back all over giggling and laughing like crazy
heโd give you random things like a flower he found or one those lizard tails since he thinks itโs cool you might to
calls you pet names like baby or dumb ones that come off sweet like pickle๐คง idk I feel like heโd call someone he likes or dating pickle
Heโll use having a gf over buttheads head and the other way around
anyways they cute they dumb thanks for reading I love making theoryโs for them because there so werid itโs cute
