Dragon Ball Incorrect Quotes/Drawings/Writing

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[princessofsaiyansrose]

Bulma: *Trying to flirt* So, you come around here often?

Vegeta: *Confused* I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Bulma: If I was a worm in a top hat who could only communicate with you telepathically, would you still love me?.

Vegeta: If you don’t go to sleep right now I swear—

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Vegeta: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.

Bulma: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Vegeta: What type of dog is this?

Bulma: That’s a tortoise.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Goten: Can we get a birthday cake?

Gohan: It’s not your birthday.

Goten: The cake won’t know!

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Vegeta: Stop doing that.

Bulma: Stop doing what?

Vegeta: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Gohan: I love you.

Videl: How many people have you said that to?

Gohan: Everyone.

Videl: What?

Gohan: I told everyone that I love you.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Goten: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Gohan: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Vegeta: You don’t deserve me.

Bulma: At your worst or your best?

Vegeta: I don’t have a worst.

Bulma: Because you’re already at your worst?

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Videl: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Gohan: AS ENEMIES?!

Videl: ….

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Goten: You've got to act tough, Gohan! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Gohan: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. *Stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Vegeta: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Bulma: It was autocorrect.

Vegeta: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Bulma: Yes.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Vegeta: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Kakarot!

Goku: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Krillin: Wow, Vegeta really hate us.

Goku: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

Krillin: But we’re not gay, Goku.

Goku: ….

Krillin: ….

Goku: We’re not?

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Goten: Can I go to the pool?

Gohan: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Goten: No, can I go by myself?

Gohan: You don’t want to go with me?

Goten: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Gohan: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays!! ∩^ω^∩♥︎♥︎

[princessofsaiyansrose]

Gohan: Goten told me to stop being immature, so I told him to get out of my fort.