My Life
Attractive boy: hi, I'm famous
Attractive boy: hi, I'm gay
Attractive boy: hi, I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy: hi, I'm twice your age
Attractive boy: hi, I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy: hi, I don't like you back
Attractive boy: hi, I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive boy: hi, I don't know you exist
Attractive boy: hi, I'm a fictional character
















