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🧚💋

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[princesswhololl]

my eyes have been blessed

[bankofwildflowers]

Will Herondale, having to be cruel against his very nature every single day to everyone, terrified of Jem leaving, crying himself to sleep since learning of Jem and Tessa's engagement (every time Tessa sees him it is mentioned he is red-eyed), walking around London endlessly to outrun his own thoughts, unable to let anyone know. James Carstairs, dying and terrified it will break Will, growing weaker and hating himself for it, killing himself for fear of letting Tessa know her love isn't sustaining his life, unable to let anyone know. Tessa Gray, beaten and slapped, exhausted to tears in a prison, terrified for her brother and if he's dead, loving two people equally and having to hide it from both, unable to let anyone know. Gideon Lightwood, walking away from his family, hoping to be a better man that his little brother can look up to, wanting to save him from their childhood, in love with a woman that does not seem to want him, unable to let anyone know. Gabriel Lightwood, alone in a house with his father going mad, heartbroken at his brother leaving him, trapped by the Consul's blackmail, unable to let anyone know. Cecily Herondale, losing both her siblings in a matter of days, growing up alone and having to learn to repair the cracks left behind by her brother leaving, being angry at him for not thinking their family was worth it, unable to let anyone know. Sophie Collins, only a servant, her only wish to be a Shadowhunter being one which can never come true because she has a debt to repay, in love with a man with whom it can never work out, unable to let anyone know. Charlotte Branwell, her only desire to influence and help and protect being mocked and crushed by men, in love with a man that looks at her as a friend, unable to let anyone know. Henry Branwell, knowing things work different than what he's been taught, knowing he is right but cannot possibly explain and will always be laughed at as insane, in love with a woman that married him for convenience, unable to let anyone know.

The Infernal Devices understood loneliness like no other book I've read, the bone deep sense of being utterly alone even when surrounded by people.

[blackthornish]

julian blackthorn is the best written character that cassandra ever created but you guys aren't ready for this conversation !

[catchymemes]

[ilovepjo]

grover clocked percy i fear

[lilislegacy]

percy: *in olympus after accidentally creating a natural disaster and causing mass destruction*

zeus, glaring at poseidon: well? don’t you have something to say to your dear son, brother?

poseidon: er, right. look perseus, what you did was reckless, destructive, and incredibly melodramatic.

percy: *looks down*

poseidon: however, it was also wrong.

[hadesisqueer]

My favorite part of the PJO TV series casting announcements is that there's always a tweet of the new actor and Walker Scobell as Percy saying "their beef is about to be insane". No matter what. Ares actor? Beef is gonna be insane. Hades and Zeus actors? Beef is gonna be insane. Thalia? Beef is gonna be insane/he's gonna make fun of her accent and she'll electrocute him. Now, Athena? Again, the beef is about to be crazy.

And it's always right. That kid had beef with everyone and their mom.

[princesswhololl]

well well well

i see you've arisen from your hidey hole of darkness and chosen to terrorize the world again

and by world i mean my tumblr

(i raise an eyebrow dramatically)

why yes

yes I have

and you can’t stop me 😍

[iturnlemonadeintolemons]

hello @adriannalovesthestars

how does it feel to be bested by me yet again

(love the username btw 😍)

you're like this monster I managed to heroically banish into the underworld for years to come and now you've been resurrected.

looks like she did it, folks. she's finally managed to do the impossible.

she's figured out her tumblr password.

and we all sniffle and cry because what a proud moment this is

(and we do not speak of the old username. It's from a dark time, which no one dares to speak of.)

(2021)

[princesswhololl]

you did not banish me okay I just got logged out and forgot for a few years

but let’s put that aside for now cause IM BACKKK

(we definitely speak of the username btw)

(it was amazing)

[iturnlemonadeintolemons]

GUESS WHOS BAACKKKK 😍😍😍😍

away, fiend! go back to the land whence you came! * brandishes sword heroically *

I've had a year of peace and now it's gone, I sigh. My own personal demon is back, clearly seeking vengeance.

[princesswhololl]

well you asked for it 💋

*snatches your sword from u and eats it*

[princesswhololl]

Why are men

sis woke up and chose to spill FACTS

[bookishpedia]

Nazeera: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Kenji: It’s not a joke.

Kenji: *sniffles*

Kenji: I’m a legit snack.

[theerastour]

Taylor's guitars on the Eras Tour

[theerastour]

important update from op:

[bookishpedia]

*Kenji and Juliette sneaking inside the house at 4am*

Nazeera: *sitting on the sofa* Where were you?

Kenji: We were helping Aaron.

Aaron: *turns on the light* Try again.

[echo-stimmingrose]

I have funny but first a quick history lesson

In Ancient Athens they had things called ostracons. Basically every year everyone would carve a name of someone they didn't like into a small stone tablet and then submit it. Then they would look at all of the ostracons and if there were too many of one person then they told that person to get tf out. They had ten days to flee Athens and couldn't come back for ten years.

So now I would like you to imagine Dionysus doing a pseudo version of this at Camp Half-blood every month because we all know he LIVES for the drama. (He's stuck there for a hundred years he might as well have some fun)

He would hand out stone tablets (it was very important to him that the names were carved don't ask why) and every person at camp would write a name.

Whoever had their name written down the most would be sent to live in a cabin in the woods for two weeks. If they survived they would be allowed to return to camp.

Mr. D always makes sure there's a crowd around to witness their walk of shame and he takes a picture of said person every month. He keeps them hung up on a wall in the big house.

[fox-sama97]

I fully believe the first time that everyone wrote down "Dionysus" and when Zeus made it clear that Dionysus would not get a vacation from the brats, Mr. D then magically made all of the stones say Percy and kicked him out.

[chunkyheels]

God we love a good milky pink nail color don’t we babes