Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon
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Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon
via @ourlordapollo
happy pride
and an extra bart yay :p
i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence
King Phantom going through some of the backed up paperwork and finds Janet's contract. Her first born belongs to Phantom now since Pariah never did any paperwork. Those that he did claim had already been rescued where they could and made comfortable when there was little to be done.
He's outlawed new deals since a lot of the time the validly of the sacrifice can be questioned. The observant s are annoyed at babysitters duty but it gets them out of annoying Danny and lets him be productive so he plans on milking it for as long as there are deals under review. Just like with the one Pariah claimed, a lot of them are undergoing investigations and that's where Janet's deal comes in.
Tim like many other firstborns are watched over. Anytime they are in danger, the observant responsible invokes Danny or his claim to protect them from the shadows. On occasion, they might have been relocated but never has Danny collected on any of those deals until Tim.
Tim unlike the other firstborns is a hero. Tim is also aware something is watching him as he will make comments for Danny or thank him for a save nobody else noticed and Danny is instantly smitten. Danny watches as Tim does so much good for Gotham both as a civilian and as a hero. Even when he is taken for granted, it doesn't slow Tim down and Danny admires him more.
Danny knows Tim has massive potential, and he trusts him to understand the gravity of how far his influence runs. He had no doubt in Tim when he was trying to clone his lost friends. Danny understood was part of his grieving process and everyone grieves differently. Did he also swoon a bit? Nobody witnessed it so it didn't happen (but his friend do tease him about it since they were aware of his crush)
It becomes the last straw for Danny when Nightwing acting as Batman turns everyone against Tim. He reminds himself everyone copes differently for all of one minute before saying man fuck that guy and sends a sticky note to Tim. On that sticky note he offers his help and protection, but it can't be revoked once accepted.
It's the first time he has 'shown' himself outside of the assists he's made, and it feels like agony as he watches Tim. Eventually Tim does take up his offer and while Danny fell first Tim fell harder. Bruce is the second person Danny saves that day and the moment Tim realizes it he is extra cuddly with Danny.
The alternate rescue is Danny being dramatic about collecting Red Robin in front of Dick and the Justice league. Tim meanwhile is like good luck keeping me here, but when he takes in his first view of the Infinite Realms he has sooo many questions so he could stay for a bit for science.
I am picturing the JL about to detain Tim. Tim going "have fun with that" screams "i accept" Danny just apearing full eldritch horror. Picking Time up and disapearing and depositing Bruce in his place.
Tim and Danny waiting a full week of the JL thinking they made Tim make a deal with an eldritch horror to save Bruce and now hes gone before he comes back.
With a Danny that is not an eldritch horror laughing his ass off at ALL OF THEM
I can't write a fic but here is a ficlet because I loved this idea but didn't have a lot of time so we miss out on the JL side and Bat reunion
“Your’e surrounded Red Robin, stand down or we’ll have to use force. Please don’t make me use force on my little brother. I can’t lose you too.”
Rodin stands right next to Dick. His hand rests on his katana, almost ready for Tim to resist. You can only kick a dog so many times, and for all Damien adores animals, Tim is less deserving than an animal in his eyes.
Tim remembers feeling hurt as Dick chose to believe Damien without looking for the truth, betrayed when Robin was taken back, and anxious as he set out alone knowing Ra’s waited.
Now he feels nothing.
Not even audacity as his forgiveness is assumed.
Internally he scoffs as the surrounding heroes tear up at Dick’s words. They lower their guard in one form or another, but Tim is going to give them a little reminder of why you don’t drop your guard.
“Yeah, have fun with that.” He inhales watching as they become confused just before he shouts, “I accept!”
The sudden cold at his back all but embraces him. It’s a little startling to see a massive black claw land beside him while another curls protectively in front of him. The lazarus colored veins alternate between glowing and dimming.
Tim relaxes knowing Bruce will be saved and marvels at the veins that begin to slow down and speed up again. Like a heart beat. Tim’s heart beat to be exact.
He no longer hears the shouts or alarm and for him to run.
All he can focus on is Phantom, the being who has all the power in the world and chooses to make Tim his heart. He looks up into the voids that take the place of eyes. Along with the grimaced smile, it would make for an unsettling sight but not for Tim who can see beyond the facade.
“No finer tribute will ever be found.” He sees stars in the void and how they twinkle just for him. He loses sight of those stars as they turn towards everyone else. “You wretches will have your Bat at the behest of my Birdie.’ The dramatic laugh that follows drowns out the chorus of no’s.
The claw curled before him moves to press him against the massive chest, but Tim doesn’t panic. He closes his eyes as a portal begins to swallow them both.
He feels as the other form shrinks. The laugher is not so booming now that the chest he’s held against is smaller.
“Oh my god you have some balls man. Imagine if I would have left you hanging? That would have been so embarrassing”
Tim looks at Phantom. For so long he’s been his secret protector. The constant comfort in his life who made even the Drake Manor feel less lonely. He feels nothing but affection for this being that saw Tim and found him deserving. “You’ve never let me down before, I knew you wouldn’t when I needed you the most.”
“ASDfghjkl?!”
Tim can only smile at the lovely flush on Phantom’s cheeks and the recreation of keyboard smashing. Teasing a king sounds like a fun way to pass the time, especially when they are this cute.
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Danny does this as Phantom. No one can stop him from accessing the batsignal. Even decommissioning it doesn't work.
I can't remember if it's canon or fanon (almost certainly fanon), but I also have a very vivid mental image of Duke crouching behind a broken Batsignal to light it up with his own powers.
*gasp* meet-cute
Haven't done a Dc x Dp in awhile so here's this!
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Question: JayKylePrime?
Also known as Kyle Rayner x Bad Decisions
ayo thats my son
Animation will come one day..
TRUE writers suddenly get writing urges at 1am mid-doomscroll and proceed to ramble out the most incoherent plot into a new doc and wake up and then just. stare at it.
wait idk who drew that one mini comic of kal just eating a bomb bc he can and he wanted to (and also those panels from the old comics where superman is just straight up eating a bomb) but sbp would so do that for shits and giggles-
Typing threats on his fatson phone 💅🏻
Ref under the cut
I'm gonna continue my streak of seeing how estranged from canon I can possibly get while still writing something legibly derived from the source material. By stuffing DPxDC, reverse robins, LoA!Fentons, demon twins, and Dead Tired into my next unholy concoction.
the world's foulest