Some people juggle geese.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Hard of Hearing.

[charmers]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Men spitting on the ground is the most vile disgusting shit i hate men for that alone

[c-bassmeow]

[intensional]

Your blog fails to make me smile :) I love you!

did you forget the word never or is this a hate message 

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[harrywantsababy]

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

[flipflibberinflippinghell]

We stan

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[saintbaselshouse]

I guarantee you the other kids are not cool

[realhotgirlsht-deactivated20220]

This is gonna be my future response when people brag about their kids idc idc

[reactionfaces]

[jehovahhthickness]

[awkwordalex]

I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[scumbagsblog]

My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code

[scumbagsblog]

There are 4 types of responses to this post

1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”

2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”

3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am

4)

[queenrhenna]

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[bioillogically]

no name no pronouns please address me by closing your eyes