“You remind me of my ex when she was pregnant. Except she was a lot less vulgar.”
“Do I? Good to know.”
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“You remind me of my ex when she was pregnant. Except she was a lot less vulgar.”
“Do I? Good to know.”
“Should you be cussing in your condition?”
“Do you think I give a shit.”
“Thank God, I will never get pregnant…”
“Trust me, it’s a trap. They say it’s all great but really it’s nine months of pissing your pants and eating your feelings.”
“Fuck, this baby needs to hop off my bladder.”
“Maybe you should try to make it less funny looking.”
“What? It- It wasn’t funny looking.”
“I can see that. You must have done it all your life.”
“Most of it, yeah.”
“—And you’re a brat.”
“That was rude, I am not a brat!”
“Dios mio, you two are going to be the death of me.—Try not to get into too much trouble, si? I don’t want either of you to get hurt.”
“We’re always careful- ish.” Selene smiled. “Don’t worry, we’ve snuck out of the castle less than ten times.”
“It’s really cute.”
“Thank you…”
“Where’d you get the tutu?”
“My mother gave it too me, before I left.”
“You look ridiculous.”
“And you’re mean.”
“Oooh… I’m so scared…” She drawled and proceeded to laugh.
“You’re a jerk.”
“Thank you, Selene.” Maria beamed happily. “Dios, it’s been a while since I saw you. What mischief have you been up to now?”
“No mischief, well no more than what Jax drags me into anyways.” Selene grinned.
“Looks funny.”
“It’s just dance.”
“Oh… Never mind. I was sure you were going to crash.”
“No, I’m careful when it comes to dance.”
“What kind do you know?”
“Just ballet...”
“Clearly. I’m sorry, I’ve never had a pet. I don’t know how that’s like.”
“You don’t need to apologize... It’s just my cat.”