The Specialest Snowflake

I like to think I’m funny OSDD1b System blog link: chroma-asks Weiss’s main, mostly reblogs and boring stuff, so please follow the System blog instead where stuff actually happens. Body is 30y/o

[prismatictemptress]

I posted my first Transformers ficlet (featuring the Constructicons) on Ao3. It is.......shameless freak smut. It was written for the Interstellar Adventure AU I've been worldbuilding with my friends. Basically a merged continuity Lost Light but with 10x as much sluttery and everyone lives.......sort of. The main character of the overarching story is actually Brainstorm, desperately trying to rewrite time itself to save all of his loved ones. (My character is honestly just the hoe-flavored plot device. We like to have fun here.) Either way, everything should be tagged accordingly.

Really, it's all just for fun. I will be posting more snippets from this (I have several already finished, tbh)

Also one of my dear friends features this work in their collection for said AU. Please consider checking out their works as well!

[chroma-asks]

My scary spider privilege lol jk he's a nerd but idc I still adore him

(I got inspiration from a very specific panel from the IDW comics and was able to reference the angles that way. I'm still inexperienced with backgrounds though so I did my best.... as in I spent nearly 12 hours on this.)

((Also for those who don't know, this is my "self-insert" ....sort of. It's for the interstellar epic my friends and I are doing together, built to be an amalgamation of various continuities))

(((Reblogs are welcome but please don't repost elsewhere.)))

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[nattousan]

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

[nattousan]

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[chroma-asks]

I’m learning how to draw Transformers, so here’s me in the TF Universe

Idc that they’re not actually this huge in Canon, the size diff is fun and I have issues (also they are this big in system anyway because hello yes they exist as fictives in here. But these drawings are specifically for an rp I’m doing so these aren’t drawings of their selves as fictives. Just thought I needed to make that distinction)

[prismatictemptress]

Context:: These are a series comic concepts for an Epic-style Transformers RP I'm doing with @wingssystem and @the-club

It's me if I were to join the Cybertronians for an interstellar mission (and I'm a degenerate)

[prismatictemptress]

I have too much fun using toys to quote funny/dumb videos I like

Original: https://youtu.be/XLL2XwhmAgw

[prismatictemptress]

Throwback Thursday

[prismatictemptress]

You give me the ability to report ads I’m gonna do it

Idc if it hurts companies. I don’t wanna see ads. They’re invasive

[prismatictemptress]

A Tragedy in Four Parts

This is how the 80s movie went, right?

[prismatictemptress]

It’s been three years of this damn chronic cough and I’m no closer to figuring out what the underlying problem is because every doctor I’ve seen for it has been fucking useless

[prismatictemptress]

Soothing this cough has quite literally been next to impossible.

OTC medicine didn’t work

Prescription medicine didn’t work

An inhaler didn’t work

A nebulizer didn’t work

Cough syrup didn’t work

Cough drops don’t work

Tea with honey doesn’t work

Hot showers don’t work

What the absolute fuck is left, then? I want to cry.

[prismatictemptress]

It’s been three years of this damn chronic cough and I’m no closer to figuring out what the underlying problem is because every doctor I’ve seen for it has been fucking useless

[prismatictemptress]

Apparently this is a controversial opinion but I genuinely dgaf, if you are a livestreamer/influencer/whatever and you publicly post videos your kids, you’re a horrible parent. (if you at least blur their faces to protect their identities it’s a little better but you’re still up there)

Way way way too many “family” bloggers literally use their children, whether biological or adopted, as tools for views. You know who the largest audience of those particular bloggers are? Fucking PEDOPHILES. Does that stop the family bloggers from posting their kids? Unfortunately not!

If you post pictures and/or videos of your kids for money, you are a horrible parent, no ifs ands or buts. I don’t want to hear excuses or anyone trying to defend using CHILDREN as tools for money. This also ESPECIALLY goes for baby pageants. Parents who put their kids through things like that should be ashamed of themselves. And also have their rights to raise another living being removed permanently.

Children are not accessories. (And for that matter, neither are pets, but that’s another post entirely)

[prismatictemptress]

I had a dream I fucked up making mashed potatoes so badly that it became a pot of sad buttered noodles

[kebriones]

do you sleep with your bedroom door

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Voting ended onMar 11, 2025

No nuance the normal option is only one and i want statistics to prove to my parents that something is deeply wrong with them

[arcshuttle]

Just letting you know that it is perfectly normal if your fictive's character doesn't match their "role" in the system, that's perfectly valid.

If Shadow the Hedgehog, arguably the most grumpy video game character in history, is the guy holding up your positivity and helping you put on a smile, that makes total sense. Bro was in charge of taking care of a sick child, of course he'd know how to comfort Maria when she was sad.

And just like that, Mario could be the guy scaring off your real life goomba's (shitty people) or Spongebob could be the guy having his iconic meltdowns when you can't manage to release that sadness. It will always make sense one way or another.

And... they're always there to help you face things you're not able to handle on your own. And I think that's the best thing about them, if not the only thing that should really matter.

Love you, fictives <3

(Btw, if anyone has any examples they'd like to share about factives, please go ahead! I would, but I just don't have any factives and aren't sure how to speak on the topic ^^')

- Shuttle ✨

[prismatictemptress]

Another Transformers G1 idea

-narrator voice- “In the last episode of Transformers, Megatron purchased a whole highway and made it into a toll road!”

Megatron: How do you like that, Autobots??? Now everytime you want to go down this road, you have to pay the toll! Ahahahaha!!!

Autobots: Damn you, Megatron!!! -digging through their nonexistent pockets for change-

[prismatictemptress]

I have an idea for a Transformers G1 episode

Autobots hit up Walmart to help the humans with grocery shopping cause they have a bitchin’ beef stew they wanna make. They end up bumping into all of the Decepticons because apparently Megatron forgot to purchase batteries for a train set he’s super into lately.

The episode is called Transformers Go To Walmart, What More Do You Fucking Want???