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menacingmaid replied to your post: It vwould be an excellent time for alcohol to not...

I mean that never st0pped me.

Are vwe being illegal on main nowv.

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i too wwould like to forget all of that dismissal

Thats fair.

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It vwould be an excellent time for alcohol to not be illegal.

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Thats nice, Cronus. Im glad youre devweloping healthy friendships.

I didnt vwhen you vwere a vwriggler. It turns out sometimes things change givwen a few svweeps.

a fewv

a fucking fewv

you call that a FEWV svweeps?  so i’m guessin nothin changed in those fewv svweeps a me tryin to express myself to you as someone vwith actual emotions an dreams.  it had to change after i left, glad my disappearance from your life vwas useful to your personal revwelation. 

ugh i’m not gettin into this today.  unlike pathetic pity-sick cronus, i DON’T vwanna dvwell in my festering pile a shit forevwer.  i gotta go do some vwork.  bye dad. 

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Okay. Havwe fun.

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please someone adopt me an make my dad grumpy for 2 hours before he forgets about it

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If youre looking so desperately to replace my role in your life, other people can havwe you. Just not my pitchmate, thats fuckin vweird.

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yeah that’s vwhat makes it hilarious 

besides i like him, he’s cool and he’s nice to me.  he gavwe me some of his beehivwe juice for christmas.  AND he invwited me to see them.  i mean i don’t vwanna touch those bugs vwith a ten foot pole but hey!! he offered!!  and he likes my jokes 

and i think he might get me evwen more than most people do, yknowv just a hunch but i think his shit is like my shit

an vwe both think its funny

besides, thought you didn’t vwanna be a dad figure hmmm? 

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Thats nice, Cronus. Im glad youre devweloping healthy friendships.

I didnt vwhen you vwere a vwriggler. It turns out sometimes things change givwen a few svweeps.

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please someone adopt me an make my dad grumpy for 2 hours before he forgets about it

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If youre looking so desperately to replace my role in your life, other people can havwe you. Just not my pitchmate, thats fuckin vweird.

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Adopt him and I vwill break up vwith you on the spot.

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Chiil iin thiis chiiliies fiish-a-fiille

iits a joke

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Jokes are meant to be funny.

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Adopt him and I vwill break up vwith you on the spot.

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@beatconductor Hi, yes, thats me.

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well hello sir

[pvt] how very funny i think we still have a full harry potter series box set in stock

including the books if you prefer

theres also like 20 different games if you really wanna keep the lil guy occupied

and a whole lot of merch

man im still amazed at how much they sell the wands for on earth fucking incredible

so whats it gonna be

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[pvt] Books and movwie vwill do on their owvn, for nowv.

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[pvt] sure you dont want a wand with it?

alright fine the whole book and movie collection it is

mint condition

thats 200 300 500 earthen bucks for pickup or another 50 for a same hour delivery to wherever you need it

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I am literally thousands of years older than you do you think I dont knowv the reasonable price for Earth books.

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@beatconductor Hi, yes, thats me.

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well hello sir

[pvt] how very funny i think we still have a full harry potter series box set in stock

including the books if you prefer

theres also like 20 different games if you really wanna keep the lil guy occupied

and a whole lot of merch

man im still amazed at how much they sell the wands for on earth fucking incredible

so whats it gonna be

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[pvt] Books and movwie vwill do on their owvn, for nowv.

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@beatconductor Hi, yes, thats me.

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The hell do you mean again.

If your spiteful ass cant manage to be halfvway fuckin cordial for once for a mutual goal then theres a problem. I told him not to trust you because I knowv you and if I hadnt you vwould fuck evwerything up, make it about you, and distress an already vworried vwriggler by givwing him twvo superiors vwho he doesnt knowv vwho to listen to. Hes safe vwith me. If you can act like a  goddamn adult you can see him, but Im doubting that.

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dad….look. i am frantic as fuck right now.  i’m not gonna pretend to you that i like you or respect you.

vwhat i vwill do is pretend evwerythin is okay betvween us in front of eridan cause i really, really, really like my brother and i knowv that the one thing you’re supposed to do for people you care about is sometimes just pretend for them.  pretend you’re okay, pretend that you’re interested in vwhat they like cause that’s vwhat you do. 

i’m fucked up, vwhat else is newv, i knowv you hate my guts for bein a piece of roadkill disgrace that’s better off dead cause i can’t get my shit together.

vwhatevwer. i’m ovwer it.

but if you think i can’t act right around a goddamn kid then you’re really more emotionally stupid than i first thought. i’m bringin him some shiny stuff an games to play for chrissake.  vwhat the fuck did you think i vwas gonna do???? try to hammer home that you’re a terrible person soon as i sawv him?  he’s a fuckin kid.  i had a hard enough time figurin it all that stuff out at that age by myself, so uh, no. not gonna do that. 

just. i vwanna come ovwer, vwe can pretend vwe’re cool vwith each other or vwhatevwer, i can givwe him some stuff, done.  an i can make sure you’re treatin him alright too. okay?

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...Fine.

Ill sort something out.

If you fuck this up Im not going to keep sparing you. Hes important to me.

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You dont havwe to pull some bullshit “you owve me” crap as if Im so fucking basic I fall for the simplest guilt trip in the god damn Manipulation Manual 1928 Edition.

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to be fair, you do kinda and you evwen admitted it earlier, an besides i thought you vwere all about that tit for tat stuff.  i figure pull out the big guns first an vwork backvwards from there if you decided not to let me hang vwith him.

also are you telling him fake shit about me again i’m gonna fuckin scream

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The hell do you mean again.

If your spiteful ass cant manage to be halfvway fuckin cordial for once for a mutual goal then theres a problem. I told him not to trust you because I knowv you and if I hadnt you vwould fuck evwerything up, make it about you, and distress an already vworried vwriggler by givwing him twvo superiors vwho he doesnt knowv vwho to listen to. Hes safe vwith me. If you can act like a  goddamn adult you can see him, but Im doubting that.

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> … > Beach.

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Excuse me?

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vwhat is so hard to understand about this i vwanna see my little bro an you’re the one wvho has him right nowv??? an i think i deservwe to see him?

look

fine

if you vwanna still be there, fine. i’ll hang out vwith him vwith you there or vwhatevwer.

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You dont havwe to pull some bullshit “you owve me” crap as if Im so fucking basic I fall for the simplest guilt trip in the god damn Manipulation Manual 1928 Edition.

You can see him if youd like. But dont pull that.

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I do.

Hes four svweeps old, Cronus. Hes so excited to be a highblood, and hes the one that brought it up. If I tip the vworld on its head and tell him that no, actually, culling people is bad and youre nevwer gonna get to do it evwer, hes going to be more confused than I can manage to explain. Its not like Im actually taking him out to do that.

Im doing evwerything I can to make things good for him vwhile hes here.

> Shit.  Shit.  He has a point and you hate it, your blood is boiling because in spite of everything–everything he is to you–Dualscar is right.  He’s older, and more stable even if he’s just as fucked up as the lot of you.  And Eridan isn’t growing up with this, it’s…. it’s just a little while. 

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fuckin….fine yeah okay.  vwhatevwer, glad you’re tryin i guess.  you’d better be.  sue me for bein vworried.

i vwanna see him though.  i talked vwith him, he knowvs vwe’re related.  you gotta givwe me that much. you owve me old man an this is howv i vwanna cash it in.

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> ... > Beach.

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Excuse me?

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hey listen vwery closely cause the vway you ansvwer this is gonna be a tippin point vwhether i decide to lose my shit or stay cool and gucci about it

vwhat the hell are you doin vwith my little brother you had better be treating him better than he deservwes also vwhat the FUCK are you doin tellin him he’s gonna cull people i thought you vwanted to be different for him

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I do.

Hes four svweeps old, Cronus. Hes so excited to be a highblood, and hes the one that brought it up. If I tip the vworld on its head and tell him that no, actually, culling people is bad and youre nevwer gonna get to do it evwer, hes going to be more confused than I can manage to explain. Its not like Im actually taking him out to do that.

Im doing evwerything I can to make things good for him vwhile hes here.

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Not gonna lie I havwe vwery little real issue vwith this but its basically my job to, so.

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I’s jus cain stand tha lil shit talkin ill a you. :oI Motherfucker’s got his motherfuckin noggin all twisted up inside itsel t th point erryone else ‘s t blame for he own failins an I’s half a mind t find a good cerulean t fix tha bitch. 

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If only.