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[gotahatfullofbomb]

1000yo Son.

[scarletoracle]

[pvVTT] Hey God, II have a questiion and iits kiind of iimportant so drop those sleepiing piills!! Say II met thiis old iindiigo executiioner onliine of the old days hiis name iis Expatriiate and he saiid he no longer chases the rebel my questiion iit should II kiill hiim fast or slow??

[pvt]

Wait.  Y9u what?  Y9u fucking met him?  He’s here? 

…Fuck, 9kay.  I’m surprised y9u haven’t just killed him already right 9ff the 6at.  I’ll

> You’ll what.  You have no idea how to deal with this scenario.  Knowing the Baron was here was already a shock to you, the kind of shock that had you back on trial on and off for the next couple days.  The executioner…

> That is a complicated one.  

I’ll think 9n it.  I can’t say I f9rgive him c9mpletely f9r what he did 6ut I’d rather have him as an ally than dead.  Even if that d9es hurt t9 say a little.

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[pVTT]

Who?? IIs?? here??

Why would II kiill a rando iindiigo

II only attacked the Zahhaks becuase duh but not some random archers

OKay seniile god what are you on about now II’m very fuckiing confused riight now

[scarletoracle]

[pvt]

…???

6ut he isn’t rand9m s9 I th9ught y9u w9uld have.  Well, I…supp9se I admire y9ur restraint, thank y9u, I appreciate it.  

Icarus he’s the Executi9ner, y9u practically said it y9urself.

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[Pv[v[tt]

You admiire the what

that does the executioner have to do wiith anythiing?? thiis iis a diiferent one. II get where you would be confused and miixiing the both but iits not

IIf thiis iis what you have to say II guess IIm not kiilliing hiim OH WELL

[gotahatfullofbomb]

[pvTT] Hey dad, Tuna and II found thiis person who fell from the sky, they have wiings liike Sock?? They were broken!! IIts kiind of freaky... but can we make them offiiciial or somethiing?? II got them a room and mediical attentiion, they know nothiing of where they are but II Can take care of iit, II just need your okay and maybe siignature or somethiing

(pvt)Psii psii, my dear beloved bee son… What have i told you about bringing things from the street? you don’t know where its been!.Ahahah i’m joking, i did the same with Sol and tuna.I trust your judgment, so extract any information they have, i need to know where they come from and what do they do, we only take people who are useful remember that.Right now im out of the city but when i get back i will pay them a visit!.

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[pVVt]

II wiill giive them the long iinterviiew and maybe even adopt them LMAO

your fiirst grandchiild

They look fiine, II wiill giive them the full iinterviiew and a superviised phone II can keep track on

SOUNDS LIKE AA DEAL

Good luck!! Wiill waiit for you 

[gotahatfullofbomb]

(pvt) Is that kink my son? or you mean it like a pet. Cuz i think we got enough pets as it is. Atta boy, just make sure they are worth the investment. :) i will bring gifts! give the boys my regards 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[pvvtttt]

NO IITS NOOT AA KINK DAAD

Wiil do captaiin!! Bye bye!!

[gotahatfullofbomb]

[pvTT] Hey dad, Tuna and II found thiis person who fell from the sky, they have wiings liike Sock?? They were broken!! IIts kiind of freaky... but can we make them offiiciial or somethiing?? II got them a room and mediical attentiion, they know nothiing of where they are but II Can take care of iit, II just need your okay and maybe siignature or somethiing

(pvt)Psii psii, my dear beloved bee son… What have i told you about bringing things from the street? you don’t know where its been!.Ahahah i’m joking, i did the same with Sol and tuna.I trust your judgment, so extract any information they have, i need to know where they come from and what do they do, we only take people who are useful remember that.Right now im out of the city but when i get back i will pay them a visit!.

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[pVVt]

II wiill giive them the long iinterviiew and maybe even adopt them LMAO

your fiirst grandchiild

They look fiine, II wiill giive them the full iinterviiew and a superviised phone II can keep track on

SOUNDS LIKE AA DEAL

Good luck!! Wiill waiit for you 

[olfashionedloverboy]

don't rust bloods live like half as long as humans do? so wont kankri only live like the same amount of time since he's also a red blood? like you're gonna be lucky if he lives to 100 years old.

@waspmaniinc hey dad howv old is that one red boyfriend a yours 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

lovwerboy‌:

[pvt]

oh sure sure!  i mean, my personal drop sites are different from my felt job sites, i like to keep the tvwo separate yknowv

an my covworkers are usually hangin around felt sites so, yeah, keepin my personal shit personal

i’vwe got [REDACTED] an [REDACTED2] as my favworite privwate spots, i can meet you at one a those if you vwant

[pv t t]

II can do that !! My truck iis easy to spot so no worriiies [PICTURE]

II normally just wander around because the honey bussiiness be liike that but iits kiind of scary you know iits the poliice the felt and the crew and II’m just here tryiing to sell my honey you dig?? II got no drop spots but the underlyiing fear that II miight park riight next to someone elses and have a stroke

Liike JEEZ II know II’m the number one honey trader here but yiikes,  II don’t want no part of the gang war ya diig?? Everyday iis an adventure, II wiish II had a way to know

[olfashionedloverboy]

don't rust bloods live like half as long as humans do? so wont kankri only live like the same amount of time since he's also a red blood? like you're gonna be lucky if he lives to 100 years old.

@waspmaniinc hey dad howv old is that one red boyfriend a yours 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

lovwerboy‌:

[pvt]

shame on me zz:( ill nevwer get ovwer it, livwin a scoundrel’s vways 

but uh, yeahhhh i do that.  usually “””exclusivwely””” for my crusty green boss an that wvhole business but hey this is a personal exception.  ain’t business if i’m buyin it for myself an giftin it to someone else nowv is it???  this is my privwate life i do vwhat i vwant yadda yadda

i’ll put in the order no prob.  i usually do all my privwate business hand-ovwers on the moon.  fuckin idiot cops don’t keep nearly enough survweillance up there. or in the desert, really, but it’s easier to get shit on the moon from outside than it is for them to land derse-proper.  

vwhat can i say i’m an entrepreneur at heart, i might vwork for the greenies an havwe a contract but doesn’t mean i can’t get some svweet deals on the side. 

unless the boss finds out an kicks my ass, probably.  oof, but it’s gucci i can deal.

[PVVT]

Alriight any prefered spot? II have a truck to piick up shiit, iit says Waspamiinc on the siide, iif there are any soliid exchange spots that iis not desert wiide, a place iin the ciity because TRUCK II can go piick up my shiit there 

Yeah II don’t get along wiith some myself iis restriictiive what do you know

[waspmaniinc-blog]

Jaywalk your way in to your heart

[waspmaniinc-blog]

uprightjustice‌:

Your name is, for the most part, Redglare. You’ve been doing your duties as Chief of Police as well as you can behind the scenes, the only real on foot contribution you had made was participate in a raid, send out officers to assist in medical and repair needs, and find a certain dear friend of yours long thought dead.

Apparently that was a theme. Finding out that the so called “historically iconic ancestors of Alternia History” that were once thought dead actually lived was becoming a recurring surprise for everyone, including yourself. Today was another instance where that surprise would pierce your very being.

The sound of your heels clacking in rhythm with your cane was a familiar sound to anyone that knew you. Your pace was hurried and you clutched the documents in your hand with disbelief, fearing that loosing your grip even a little would cause them to disappear. You had to see him for yourself, and you steeled yourself for his and your own reaction as you approached the cell numbered 2.

The noise of cane and heels makes your bifurcated ears lift up. HM. Now that is one hell of a noise that you haven’t heard before, you think. Not here, heels like that make your flirting Casanova senses activate. You go from laying backwards on the cell bench to turning and laying on your stomach facing the bars, hands under your chin. One of your legs bent upwards as you wait for the source of the noise to make appearance.

Through your brain you get at least 50 pick up lines and only 33 are bad, you got some decent ones, you’ve been in the game a long time. And when she enters into view your mouth hangs open. You have met Terezi first, you know that Pyrope, but this one... oh you can tell. There is something about... ancestors that is easy to pick up, could be the eyes, they have a way to see deeper than most.

You close your mouth and quickly get up in your full standing height of 6′6″. You walk right in front of the bars making eye contact as a bit of an examination. A big of a highblood, and and old one, is always to be examined with the wrath of your older days. There is a second of silence extra that you take to loosen up. “Hey... What up doc?” You say in your jokiest voice as you double pistols and wink at her. Good job for you.

[scarletoracle]

[pvVTT] Hey God, II have a questiion and iits kiind of iimportant so drop those sleepiing piills!! Say II met thiis old iindiigo executiioner onliine of the old days hiis name iis Expatriiate and he saiid he no longer chases the rebel my questiion iit should II kiill hiim fast or slow??

[pvt]

Wait.  Y9u what?  Y9u fucking met him?  He’s here? 

…Fuck, 9kay.  I’m surprised y9u haven’t just killed him already right 9ff the 6at.  I’ll

> You’ll what.  You have no idea how to deal with this scenario.  Knowing the Baron was here was already a shock to you, the kind of shock that had you back on trial on and off for the next couple days.  The executioner…

> That is a complicated one.  

I’ll think 9n it.  I can’t say I f9rgive him c9mpletely f9r what he did 6ut I’d rather have him as an ally than dead.  Even if that d9es hurt t9 say a little.

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[pVTT]

Who?? IIs?? here??

Why would II kiill a rando iindiigo

II only attacked the Zahhaks becuase duh but not some random archers

OKay seniile god what are you on about now II’m very fuckiing confused riight now

[olfashionedloverboy]

don't rust bloods live like half as long as humans do? so wont kankri only live like the same amount of time since he's also a red blood? like you're gonna be lucky if he lives to 100 years old.

@waspmaniinc hey dad howv old is that one red boyfriend a yours 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

lovwerboy‌:

[pvt]

oh, cool, thanks, i knewv he vwas old or somethin

yo this is kinda outta novwhere too but i vwas lookin ovwer my newv catalogs for possible shipments an i sawv some pretty serious heavwy duty bugkeeper things (for some reason??)  i think it vwas some insect species an they had lots of shit 

some pollen supplies too vwhich, i mean, this city has no fuckin plants so i figure you probably feed your guys

if you vwant i can link it to you so you can be the hippest beekeeper on the block, maybe put in an order or tvwo

[pvTT]

Pretty young iif you ask me!! But II stopped countiing for myself when II went over 222

THAAT’S ILLEEGAL TOOT TOOT BAAD YOOU

II’m not some amateur II  have deals wiith flowershops to feed my bouncy baby boiis

Uuuhhhh II would normally ask my guy but my guy owes me an entiire buttload of shiipment 

you briing stuff ?? You can put me an order iif that iis the case

[olfashionedloverboy]

don't rust bloods live like half as long as humans do? so wont kankri only live like the same amount of time since he's also a red blood? like you're gonna be lucky if he lives to 100 years old.

@waspmaniinc hey dad howv old is that one red boyfriend a yours 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

II’m not your dad

II don’t have a boyfriiend

Two out of two WROONG CONGRAATS !!

[olfashionedloverboy]

i mean you could be if you vwanted to 

COME ONNNN just ansvwer the question howv old is that one friend a yours, the old guy 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

THEE POLICE GUUY ??

OH.. No iidea !! Never asked

[pVTv]

NO IDEA you could just ask hiim but at least over a 100

[olfashionedloverboy]

don't rust bloods live like half as long as humans do? so wont kankri only live like the same amount of time since he's also a red blood? like you're gonna be lucky if he lives to 100 years old.

@waspmaniinc hey dad howv old is that one red boyfriend a yours 

[waspmaniinc-blog]

II’m not your dad

II don’t have a boyfriiend

Two out of two WROONG CONGRAATS !!

[alva-alice]

[waspmaniinc-blog]

darkballsofsight‌:

»—Hhh—>

»—That is not a matter I would joke about.—>

»—I am aware.—>

»—And I am sorry for what you had to endure.—>

»—I do not think I deserve forgiveness for my actions though.—>     

No you don’t

[PV tt]

WOOW FUCK

Want to talk thiis over tea thiis iis not a conversatiion to have onliine also my head iis about to KILL ME

THANKS

[darkballsofsight]

[pvt]

»—Apologies for causing you distress.—>

»—I mean—>

»—In this moment in partic00lar. And for any other time.—> 

»—Are you sure that is what you want?—> 

> You in fact DO NOT.      

[waspmaniinc-blog]

[vVTP]

YOOU OOWN ME XANAAX OR COCAINEE WHICHEVEER THEY USEE FOOR STRESS RELIEF MEDICINE HERE

No II’m not sure, II wiill talk to my God and then we wiill see II’ll CALL YOOU

Expatriiate, your faiith iis on hiis hands

BECAUSEE IF IT WERE ON MINE ....

NICE TALK

BYEE!~~!

[waspmaniinc-blog]

darkballsofsight‌:

»—Hhh—>

»—That is not a matter I would joke about.—>

»—I am aware.—>

»—And I am sorry for what you had to endure.—>

»—I do not think I deserve forgiveness for my actions though.—>     

No you don’t

[PV tt]

WOOW FUCK

Want to talk thiis over tea thiis iis not a conversatiion to have onliine also my head iis about to KILL ME

THANKS

[waspmaniinc-blog]

darkballsofsight‌:

> DARKLEER TOWEL EMOJI.

»—If you insist.—>

»—Wait you—>

»—Hrg—>

»—G00d.—>

»—I decided to not pursue the rebels any further.—> 

»—An admittedly weak form of protest in comparison, but the best I could manage at that time.—>

> WH

> w H W WA IT

> #$%^##!%@$erRGRWGW#^#@$!$whef!#@$% !# $ 

That’s a funny joke that you used to do that you know II was a rebel liike one of the maiin ones and iif iit wasn’t iillegal II would HAAD done some THINGS HAAH HAAH BUUT HEEY DERSE and II guess I never saw you before or  II was known for beiing mercyless and breakiing EVEERY  HIGHBLOOD’S NECK HAAH HAAH

Lucky that II never got YOUURS YOU PIECE OF SHIT

II mean old man consequences says II need to forgiive and FORGET you are LUCKYY you are so lucky

II agree, that iis kiind of weak !!  But you know, not everyone can be the protector of a group. But tale by tale !!

II was iimpriisiioned after the rebelliion got captured by others liike you and at some poiint II deciided that II had enough iin there and managed to escape, II made a hole and landed iin Derse, don’t thiink II could ever pull that off agaiin, II would need to steal the energy of the ciity thriice

[spacemancharisma]

[darkballsofsight]

waspmaniinc replied to your post: “how does it feel to be surrounded by highbloods that banished your and…”:

Oh you hiighbloods also baniished you?? SAME HAAT, hey II diidn’t thiink you would be so reletable

»—Well, in a way.—>

»—To be e%act I chose to banish myself.—>

»—I did not e%pect to have much of a future under the Empress’s rule.—>

»—Nor did I want to have one.—>

[waspmaniinc-blog]

?? !!

That iis a story you have to tell me, we can share storiies!! II can tell you about the tiime II blew a hole iin the Empress shiip and you can tell me all about that

The story of why diid you baiil exactly?? There are a lot of reasons lets be real, not that II would, II have a hiill to diie on iif Alterniia iis to be better iin any shape or form, the regiime sucks, BUUT THEY CAN’T CAATCH THIS HAANDS HERE NO SIIR!!