"I fell into a nightmare, and clawed my way back out"

Mr Edward Hyde is pro-willo now, deal with it. ˚ˋঌ˖ৡ˚ˋঌ˖ৡ˚ˋঌ˖ "I'm a habit– that won't alter. I'm an instinct– don't you fear me?" – DogBird by Madds Buckley

[pro-willo-hyde]

~{˚ˋঌ˖Intro˚ˋঌ˖}~

◯ Name: Edward Hyde, but only call me Edward if we're friends

☽ Nicknames: I somewhat consider my other name, Laika, a nickname.

◑ Pronouns: It/its/they/them

● Age: wouldn't you like to know, weather boy /ref

◐ DNI: None, just follow your own

❨ Role: Host

◯ Other: I'm asexual, a cat therian, a vampirekin,and fictionkin. My main kin/link is Hyde from The Glass Scientists.

We are a system of (mostly) fictives. it's kinda funny. While I'm technically "fictionkin/link" I consider myself a fictive. We call ourselves The Fictional Collective, but this blog is for meeeeee ehehehe.

I like listening to music, making art, and reading. AND CAUSING CHAOS AHAHA I TRICKED YOU!

Our main blog is @mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere and our system blog is @the-fictional-collective

The others (aka my headmates) may say stuff in tags, hopefully they'll sign off. Sign-offs are 🦇, 🐦‍⬛, 🌌, and 🐿

[pro-willo-hyde]

finally snapped at our anti-endo (ex)friend 🫩

[pro-willo-hyde]

I uh decided to check on ex-friend who is anti-endo/willo and

We're not who he's talking about but it still startled me because when I first started reading it I was thinking "is this about me? Oh wait, no, he mentioned Instagram."

[pro-willo-hyde]

everybody's been quiet the last two days. Idk why.

Heeeello??? @the-real-grian @be-vampire-do-crimes where are you??

[thesillybunch]

Systems wonder why they're miserable when they don't let their headmates front. That's the issue, maybe take a break when a headmate suggests it.

This is your reminder to take a break.

This is also a signal for any lingering headmates to steal front so the body can actually rest and/or do something fun.

[pro-willo-hyde]

I AM UNWELL. I saw an Among Us show au comic where Purple was the imposter and they killed Green and I started hyperventilating the instant I realized that. What is going on??? Is a new headmate? A new kintype?

PLEASE I DON'T WANNA KIN GREEN LET ME OUT MY THEME IS HYDE I DON'T WANNA CHANGE IT AAAAGH

[pro-willo-hyde]

I think Scott's handwriting is leaking into mine again why did it turn fancy and almost like cursive? Hello??

[pro-willo-hyde]

for some reason I've been way more emotional lately (mostly about the among us show) and idk why. Ever since the TADC finale, I've been letting myself be sad over fictional characters waaay more I think.

Either that or there's alterhuman stuff about Green I don't know about

[pro-willo-hyde]

mr hyde what’s your thoughts on the actual book edward hyde is from. i’m curious

I only read it once. It was fine, but I probably won't read it again. Sometimes I re-read books I like sometimes I don't

[pro-willo-hyde]

so yeah we do have a Danny Motta factive, but he only appears once in awhile. We currently gave him 🐿 as his signoff

uh that's all for now

[pro-willo-hyde]

might have a Danny Motta factive but I'm hungry so we can deal with that later

[pro-willo-hyde]

okay yes we ate and should figure this out now but I need to sing along to the whole My Love Is Sick album. No I'm not avoiding this whaaat ahaha why you ask? <— *voice of someone who is most definitely avoiding this.*

[pro-willo-hyde]

might have a Danny Motta factive but I'm hungry so we can deal with that later

[editedantiendoposts]

URGENT HELP NEEDED AGAIN!

Hello everyone! Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but we are in major need of help. The room is behind, and the balance plus today which is $361. I am in need of funds ASAP, because corporate is harrassing the hotel staff about people with balances.

If you can help, please feel free to send to $noxsender, or noxthesynners on venmo (last 4 #phone: 3167). If you can't please boost the hell out of this for us! And if you're on bluesky please go there and share our post!

Please, we will not stay housed without help! Help keep a family off the streets!

[kit-loves-endos]

Reblog to give an endogenic system headpats :D

[pro-willo-hyde]

oh yeah, I got adopted in-sys last night, so I will now refer to @/the-real-grian as Dad sometimes.

[pro-willo-hyde]

why are the adults I trust the most in my life @the-real-grian and @be-vampire-do-crimes?

[pro-willo-hyde]

I'm front-stuck still but Grian says he no longer trusts me being in front alone for long periods of time so I'm stuck with a bird guy following me around

A bird guy?! ~ 🐦‍⬛

Sí

Also no we will not explain why.