The urge to respond to peoples posts with stupid flirty shit vs my incredible awkwardness and self perception
Misplaced Lens Cap
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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The Stonewall Inn
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almost home

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if i look back, i am lost
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The urge to respond to peoples posts with stupid flirty shit vs my incredible awkwardness and self perception
Pfft whatever girl *force feeds you a muscle relaxer and takes off your clothes and oils up my paws and gives you a massage and bathes you and dries you off and strokes your hair and tightens a collar around your neck and carries you to a dog bed at the foot of my desk and gives you a blanket so you don't get cold and kisses your forehead and tells you that you've behaved so well for me and*
the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour
oh yeah? If she's YOUR companion fairy, then why is she musk-drunk in MY panties
can someone please spike my drink and turn me into an obedient little smiling dolly who's always high out of its mind
it'll make it so much easier and more enjoyable for you to dress me up and do my hair
some girls are more plushie than human... you can test it by cuddling them and those who melt into your arms immediately are just toys pretending to be people. you can take them home with you and they'll thank you for it.
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drew chika instead of doomscrolling
How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing
I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think
listen to jane
Gamer cumdump that I can coop with and then roughly push into the floor and fill with load after load until I'm satisfied and they are shivering and mentally hazed into the right mindset for a dumb little set of holes to be in and then asking them what game they want to play next :3
(I know they won't be able to form words too well so they'll just cockwarm instead (✿◠ω◠))
I was wrong about the Hydra. Here's my apology shitpost.
Girls will be like "I love my dog" and it's just a whole lesbian.
What always gets me about learning about settler colonialism is how once you learn about it you cannot unsee the violence to the land itself. My home state was previously nearly 100% wetlands, apart of the wider Ohio river valley whose biodiversity supported such large populations of hundreds of different species that many contemporary source from settlers describe it as like the garden of Eden.
The Indigenous people who farmed and hunted here (and still farm and hunt in what land they have been able to keep and reclaim) were able to grow miles of upon miles of crops with multiple harvests a year, encouraging this biodiversity by creating forest gardens with incredible amounts of food from staples like corn and squash to local fruits like pawpaws to European imports like apples alongside controlled burns which allowed fields and buffalo ranges to expand.
Nowadays my state is known almost exclusively for its fields of nothing but corn and soy beans. Driving through in between the comparatively small cities you'll see nothing but fields where the plethora of different trees and plants were chopped down mile by mile, the remaining wetlands drained and flattened, and the rich black soils robbed of their nutrients through decades upon decades of monocrop agriculture now preserved through the life blood of petrochemical fertilizers which destroy the surrounding environment.
This process was done mile by mile as the tens of thousands of Indigenous people were killed and displaced by settlers and the US army, the land measured and sold acre by acre to white settlers who raped the land as described, filling the pockets of wealthy land speculators (like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson) who bought the land directly from the government in schemes so corrupt historians have dedicated entire careers to mapping out their dramas.
It's like learning about commodity fetishism and suddenly seeing hundreds of strangers in the products that surround you. Once you learn how the land was destroyed for profit you'll never look at the miles of fields or the cracks in the concrete of buildings built on wetlands or the stench of now obsolete canals built solely for a once boat-dependent economy with no care for the environment the same.
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.