thinking is hard

I'm on mobile most of the time

[inst4ntn00dles]

I thought on this all day and i couldn't go to sleep without doing this alksdjf

[nitewrighter]

What’s your worst "Are ya winning son/daughter?" gaming moment? Example: Mom walking in right when the Bioware sex scene starts

Eh these days I don't play that many plot-heavy games aside from like... Elden Ring and Horizon Zero Dawn. But back in my Skyrim days my mom did walk in on my marriage to Farkas and was like, "Really? Him?" And I was like "Yes, mom, he's a werewolf." I didn't really know how to justify to her that I was also marrying him because he was dumb as a brick and I loved him because he's dumb as a brick.

She also walked in on a late-game conversation between my Hawke and Anders and was like "I'm getting some red flags from this guy--I think he's going to throw you under the bus" and I'm like "He has never done anything wrong ever. In his life." *chantry blows up* "It's fine I hate the chantry and this city anyway."

[paramoregf]

thinking about early in the book when nonas like "ugh itd be so EMBARRASSING to have another tantrum :(" then when we actually see nona have a tantrum it is like. body horror ripping and tearing and bleeding

[txttletale]

listen i’d be embarrassed too if i blood tear rip agony suffer flesh and marrow snapped bones endless screaming horror nightmare blood. in front of camilla hect no less

[chipper-smol]

MAGIC! STOLEN!! SORCERY!!!

[chipper-smol]

[mantisliberationfront]

[probablybadrpgideas]

It’s easy to mix up players and character names at the gaming table. Avoiding this embarrassing situation by only referring to people, in and out of character, as “YOU FOOL!”

[probablyhistoricalrpgstuff]

An alternative if you want to change it up: “FOOLISH SAMURAI!”

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Have all the players name the character after themself

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

Alternatives to "You meet in a tavern"... Reblog and add your own!

You all awaken, dazed and confused, locked in adjacent, subterranean prison cells.

[probablygoodrpgideas]

You’ve been kidnapped and are currently on a ship to be sold as slaves.

[crossallthewires]

You wake up outside the tavern with the worst hangover you’ve ever had.

[probablybioniclerpgideas]

You meet in a temple, having been given instructions to meet there by a great hero.

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

You see each other across the marketplace

[gaylaxyofstars]

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Make the big bad of your campaign a chicken on a roomba

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Make a riddle in the ancient language of meme references

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Set your campaign in a fish bowl

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Base your campaign off of an American comic, complete with complicated timelines and random revision.

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Human sub type idea

Affel- essentially a human with a really slow heart beat, somewhere between 1 and 10 beats a minute.

Bonus: resistance to bleeding damage

Negative: if they move more than half their speed during combat, or use an action surge they must make a con save (DC 10 + 2 for each square beyond the halfway point) and if they fail they get a -1 to speed until the next long rest

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Make a sci fi setting but use prebuilt spells and try to explain how they're science.

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Use a monster figure so large you need help getting it out of your car.

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Make a character who has a conspiracy theory for every situation. These should conflict as much as possible.

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Make a character who is just 8 tiny bats

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Let the bard use one of those meme keyboards at the table

[probablyillthoughtoutrpgideas]

Make a character

Whose chatter is varied and strange

And speak only in haiku