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Jesse | 23 | lesbian | were/wolf

[paramoregf]

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[paramoregf]

[paramoregf]

stares at you with my huge wet eyeball

[paramoregf]

bathebsll

[centipomp]

tw politics

the government just ordered this

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[foxmulders]

Remember when mike flanagan changed the last lines of haunting of hill house from “whatever walked there, walked alone” (deranged, gorgeous, suggestive of a solitude so complete it’s like a companionship) to “whatever walked there, walked together” (stupid, grammatically awkward, hallmark channel original) and we let him live to tell the tale #throwingup #vomit #blood #killmike #prodeathpenalty #mikeflanagandeath

[paramoregf]

the engineer was literally agreeing with us that just me and sadie tomorrow will work faster than if that guy was still here. lmao

[yesornopolls]

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

[paramoregf]

almost road raged on a bright orange tacoma

[paramoregf]

racist homophobic sexist piece of shit got a different job coming up so he's leaving us (oh no!!!) and he was asking me if i wanna come work it bc its close to my house and its 5 12's and he's gonna be the foreman. i said no and made up some bullshit

[paramoregf]

sadie and i were talking abt how he sucks so bad & she was like "wow you really dont wanna work with him if ur saying no to 5 12s" and its like okay in addition to the fact that he's a bigot bingo he's also fucking annoying to work with and doesnt listen to anyone and referred to me and sadie talking to the ENGINEER as "a whole lotta talky talky instead of worky worky". at one point i really had to fight the urge to tell him he can leave & we'll make sure he gets paid 8 hours anyway (it was like 10am)

[paramoregf]

racist homophobic sexist piece of shit got a different job coming up so he's leaving us (oh no!!!) and he was asking me if i wanna come work it bc its close to my house and its 5 12's and he's gonna be the foreman. i said no and made up some bullshit

[paramoregf]

whacked myself hard as hell in the face w my 9s and now my face bleeeding. thank u safety glasses

[paramoregf]

anyone voting for grace on that tumblr sexyman poll has lost the plot. ryan gosling is not a tumblr sexyman and he never could be

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[paramoregf]

i saw a noelle tweet that was just a screenshot of her very first line in the game with the caption "she could not care less about this life" and i think about it every time i see her. she could not care less about this life