salem

i have a lot of thoughts, ergo this blog has no theme

[probablynotarealperson]

entered a second hand store

promised myself I wouldn't get anything cuz I do not have the funds for that during the summer

left the store with a brand new corset

but hey, it looks great and is beautifully made

[probablynotarealperson]

It makes me so sad when people talk about/ call for deporting all immigrants (or even all people with a non-white background). I cannot describe with words how much I love all immigrants, and it feels like no one could possibly understand how sincere I am with this.

I live in a neighborhood that I perceive to be majority immigrants (and also a lot of students that are most likely only here on some kind of student visa for a few years). If all of these people were forced out of my country, my neighborhood would lose all of its life and all of its diversity. Then, a bunch of white guys would probably fill a lot of the, now empty, apartments. I wouldn't feel as safe here anymore. I've felt more safe here than I ever did growing up in my hometown; a predominantly white area. That place freaked me out anytime I had to go somewhere after dark, and sometimes even during the day.

I love my neighbors next door, a family I suspect are from Eritrea or Ethiopia (because of their last name). They have the most adorable small children/ toddlers, and I smile every time I hear their screams of joy every time they walk (run) past my door whenever they're coming home or leaving. I love the woman I've only met in the elevator once, but who had the friendliest smile and the most gorgeous paleish pink hijab that suited her so well. I love waiting by the bus stop and seeing the friend group of a bunch of 20-something year old south asian students laughing together. I love existing in my neighborhood and being able to hear a myriad of languages, and being able to see the most magical mix of people from all over the world. Please don't send them away. I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love them I love

[probablynotarealperson]

i love this little echo chamber of mine; public, yet observed by no one

[probablynotarealperson]

My friend is getting harassed by some guy in her dorm, so I've made it my personal mission to deal with him myself

I've been ghostwriting all her texts to him (he won't give up, we ARE telling him to fuck off)

I'm also going to her place later tonight in case he shows up at her door (which he probably will)

And trust me, if he tries anything, they won't find his body :)

[probablynotarealperson]

Update, 24 hours later:

It all went fine

I went over to her place and waited for a while, then he started texting that he would be coming over as soon as he got home (this was when I started getting scared, and was actually shaking so much)

Then we heard a knock at the door. We stayed quiet but started texting him that we won't talk to him, especially not her and him alone (he's either talking to us both, or not at all)

After a lot of back and forth, we both decided to come out to the dorm balcony to speak with him

He ended up apologizing a lot, but also coming up with a million different excuses (like I´d fall for blatant guilt tripping attempts, but hey, that's why I was there, because my friend totally would)

After a little while, my friend said she was alright talking to him alone, and the guy gave me explicit permission to punch him if he tried anything, so I went back to her dorm room

At midnight, I decided to go back to my place because the guy didn't seem to be an immediate danger to my friend, and I had a final exam in the morning lol

He also now knows that she has a friend 4 minutes away (who could probably run to their building in 90 seconds), so I doubt he'll try anything again

[probablynotarealperson]

My friend is getting harassed by some guy in her dorm, so I've made it my personal mission to deal with him myself

I've been ghostwriting all her texts to him (he won't give up, we ARE telling him to fuck off)

I'm also going to her place later tonight in case he shows up at her door (which he probably will)

And trust me, if he tries anything, they won't find his body :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[probablynotarealperson]

I think it's really funny how people hate on main characters in the YA genre of "I was just a normal girl, but I'm different and I'm supposed to save the world" like I'm sorry guys but if she was Just A Normal Girl, she wouldn't be the main character????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my relationship with gender? we're divorced

[thegalaxyisarainbow-blog]

My relationship with Gender? That one relative I don't really understand or care about and only deal with because everyone else loves them and I don't hate them enough to ruin all my relationships rejecting them

[countessdragon]

My relationship with gender? We’re like those two cousins who never talk or interact unless they have literally no other options, at which point we will immediately partner up to do the most ridiculous shit imaginable

[katjohnadams]

My relationship with gender? I can smell its fear and I'm getting closer.

[probablynotarealperson]

My relationship with gender? I think we used to know each other when we were younger but we've kinda drifted apart y'know?

[probablynotarealperson]

In this day and age, hating AI feels like being in some sort of futuristic dystopia, but like, being with the rebellion to oppose the AI humanoids slowly taking over the world and brainwashing everyone into thinking they're really helpful and can make everyone's lives better

At least I'm gonna be on the right side of history... I think??

[probablynotarealperson]

So I got an email yesterday congratulating my account for turning 7 years old...?

I'm just under 20 years old?

Why did I create a Tumblr account as a 12 year old? Why was I on Tumblr before I even turned 13 years old????

[pukicho]

Guys i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow what do i do

[probablynotarealperson]

Get some blood from them as well

Repay the favor and dominate the situation :)

[probablynotarealperson]

reverse evolution; go back on all fours

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more vampire characters who are squeamish at the sight of blood. that's a comedic goldmine and it's just sitting there

[probablynotarealperson]

i am so sorry for the 14 people who are now following me

good luck

[probablynotarealperson]

everytime i read the word "favourite" or any other word where the UK spelling has a U in it but the American version don't I think of that like idk post or something where the American be like "getting rid of u"

[probablynotarealperson]

but red onion is.... purple??????

[probablynotarealperson]

current hyperfixation: food from south of the equator