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@probablyvampirerpgideas
All text posts will be written in blood from now on
ykw im desperately disappointed the bitches who read umineko didnt pounce on this post when i first made it. Do you have any idea how long i had to suffer fucking homestucks thinking they owned the idea of red text.
Who Here Believe In Vanpires
Dacula
Dacula
Dacula
I was flipping bricks for Tiamat before you were a type one civilization, you stupid piece of shit, this shit aint NOTHING to me, man
ok hear me out. vampires but instead of bat-coded they’re cat-coded. crepuscular people who thrive at dawn and dusk. their coffins sit near the windows and they slumber in the sunlight. they’re magnetized to heat sources because they can’t produce their own. when they yawn and their teeth do That Thing. hear me out. vampires coded by creatures other than bats. snake vampires are comforted by the constricted area of a coffin. wolf vampires stick together. coyote vampires are scrappy and loud and hunt around the clock. hear me out
disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.
moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.
and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)
if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.
my dhampir character told strahd to kill himself today with zero consequence how are yall doing today
it was exactly like this
my dhampir character told strahd to kill himself today with zero consequence how are yall doing today
[Pointing in the mirror that doesnt show my reflection] Your exotic animals are DASTARDLY. Your bat swarm is DEADLY. You are an EXCEPTIONALLY TERRIFYING BEAST OF THE NIGHT and you are SEXY AS ALL HELL. Do NOT let the haters tell you otherwise.
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Homestuck Heritage Post
how do you feel now that you’re officially a homestuck heritage post owner
i feel like somehow yall managed to "guy who only watched boss baby: getting a lot of boss baby vibes from this" the entire concept of writing in blood. also
トリプルデスバットアタック
[TRIPLE DEATH BAT ATTACK]
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Homestuck Heritage Post
Make a Vampire character who just really sucks at hiding the fact that they're a vampire. Like it's really fucking obvious dude, no one is being fooled here, you look like one those feratu.
NO HE DID NOT!!!
NO HE DID NOT!!!
Knowing that dhampirs in 5e can have a pretty typical vampire origin without being full blown vampires is great cause u can have all the sexiness of the drama and allure of a vampire without sunlight fucking turning them to dust and them being accused of being stinky cause they cant stand in running water.
I've always been a fan of dhampirs (or thin-bloods in Vampire: The Masquerade) because of the great decision they face. When you're a full vampire, it's all "there is no chance of redemption in this eternal night, my hunger compels me to do awful things". But when you've got one foot in and out of the grave, it's a whole other ball game.
Half-vampires may be considered as just some edgy and misunderstood version of a regular person, but they get to see how the world treats the undead, and how the undead treat their mortal prey. For some of them, it may be possible to achieve full humanity and walk in the sunshine or eat real food again, to have friends and family without subconsciously wanting to drink their blood. But on the other hand, becoming a full vampire has its own temptations. To cast off social and moral constraints along with your physical form, to make great changes in the world with your own strength. Play a dhampir! Make this final choice, or change your mind several times as your story pulls you through the half-light of the world.
Knowing that dhampirs in 5e can have a pretty typical vampire origin without being full blown vampires is great cause u can have all the sexiness of the drama and allure of a vampire without sunlight fucking turning them to dust and them being accused of being stinky cause they cant stand in running water.
"you havent posted about astarion baldurs gate 3! a vampire in a ttrpg world setting like in dnd is right up your ally!!"
see i havent posted about him because ive been too busy playing baldur's gate 3. please understand.
it’s been a long day pass the gay vampires
