[probslematic]

last night at 3am-ish my cat caught a mouse and brought it up onto the bed and shoved it into my dog's face proudly, which he didn't enjoy so he left the room, and left me to fumble around trying to figure out if the mouse was still alive. while she (my cat) kept trying to hide it under the blankets and play with it, i realized it wasn't alive, so i swept it up onto a dustpan and chucked it out a window because i didn't know what else to do with it.

she didn't lie on her resume.

[probslematic]

i need desperately to find a new place to live

[probslematic]

if god wanted me to kiss ass he would've made my lips longer

[probslematic]

sometimes you just gotta give up

[probslematic]

everyone warns you about the orange cats but no one prepares you for the calico ones

[catchymemes]

[probslematic]

when you break a bone and the doctor squeezes the break a few times just to make sure 🥴

[supermodelcats]

[keferon]

I…AHAHAHHA…I DID THe THING

[jvhdb]

[probslematic]

my life is a series of getting small scraps of really good news followed by something horrible happening immediately after

[probslematic]

emerges from the depths feeling 😍 because one of the clinicians dropped in the group chat that my progress notes are gorgeous and several other people hearted it including one of the clinical supervisors

[probslematic]

it is what it is

[probslematic]

lol. in my last post when i said: who knows what the next 7 weeks will bring

my dad fractured his spine

[probslematic]

trying to get the clinical hours for my internship has been an experience it's legit been:

week 1: normal week 2: clinic closes two days due to a sewer line break week 3: i get bronchitis and miss two days week 4: normal week 5: my aunt dies and i miss 3 days week 6: normal week 7: i get a sinus infection and miss two days week 8: the entire city runs out of water

[i-dont-like-rice-deactivated202]

What do you crave while you're on your period? I always crave yogurt

a hysterectomy

[reogan]