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[cannibalchicken]

[corniestcorn]

might post an opinion today

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[beardedmrbean]

[omegaverse]

[cutecipher]

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

[blanketfortarchitect]

I want this to happen to the CEO every time I click “not interested”

[sacred-portal]

[butchfaith]

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

suckin her cock welding style

[dinosaureleanor]

Hi. What does this mean?

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

[dinosaureleanor]

Very well, carry on

[segamascott]

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[konoko]

[thysannia]