i put the hot in psychotic

hi my name is dana and i was voted 'most likely to become a stripper' 

[gay-irl]

gay🇦🇺irl

[seriouslyeverythingcanbeok]

Gen z I love you

[lynati]

*double thumbs-up*

[teaboot]

Bad title good kids

[wanna-b-poet31]

“Kids show solidarity with LGBT kids who are being unfairly discriminated against in Austraila Bill”  There, I fixed the headline for them. 

[chickenfarmersan]

[cha0s-aint-me]

[fratricide]

me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING

[wahbegan]

……..isn’t his wife like….a terrifying sociopath who murders a dude and fucks with people’s lives for no adequate reason?

[lesbiangonegirl]

why do you hate women

[frigbob]

A very helpful garden assistant

[milomeepit]

you can't fool me op ive seen the game

[wild-eyedsoutherngirl]

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[alisonzai]

[bob-belcher]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

subscribe to disney+ and you can access all this and more

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[princesstigerbelle]

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

[iloveurcat]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

[moonflowerer]

I couldn’t resist making a transparent bean boy.

[princesstigerbelle]

@moonflowerer SPLOOSH

[grellesheart]

@princesstigerbelle the boy is falling

[princesstigerbelle]

SOMEONE SAVE HiM

[askdalekred]

Don’t worry superman is on the way!

[princesstigerbelle]

[babyanimalgifs]

He got surprised 😹 

Video by @misscleolovesyou

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[relentless-soul]

[so-doggone-funny]

this man follows instructions

[embroideredlyrics]

[chai-with-tai]

[procraptinator]

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