Procrastinatorial

Alive. Still trying to figure life out. Sometimes I write. Sometimes I draw. Most of the time I shitpost, because dank memes aren't going to post themselves.

[justanotherass]

tired dads make the best friends

[identificat]

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

[gabite]

what about your friends overseas?

[identificat]

[kyloren]

“She looks beautiful!”                                    “Yeah, she does.”

[mjalti]

Putting myself gently down in a tub of boiling hot water feels so good… god should’ve made me a bag of tea honestly

[whatt-to-do]

you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’

[tastefullyoffensive]

[maryluis]

Quarantinelot day 13 …pity

[lesbx]

who is philip and where’s he gettin all this head from 😳

[lesbx]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that In Alaska, plants can grow freakishly large due to the 20 hours of sunshine they receive per day - which gives them a photosynthesis bonus. Examples include 138 lb cabbage, 65 lb cantaloupe, & 35 lb broccoli. A noted side effect is that the produce is also much sweeter due to the extra sunlight (x)

[ring-bearers]

lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now

[teaboot]

Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address

[thestovetops]

[leftboob-enthusiast]

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[slimetony]

They Got Him…

[dongboss]

mistaken for salad… again.

[roseinthebusiness]

bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

When you turn 24

[thesassyducks]

This is what happens when you feed one duck 🦆