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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@theforceawakeywakens
messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.
my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got
dio brando would be so much happier if he was in vampire the masquerade instead of jojo's bizarre adventure
he wants to be doing ruthless vampire politics so bad but he's getting punched to death by a guy with Powers instead
nobody freak out but im about to start generating some large translucent red circles upon the floor to indicate an incoming AOE attack
my mind palace is not up to code
see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time
hilarious how grace is wandering around that aircraft carrier thinking i'm just a guy. meanwhile his security clearance is technically on the same level as the actual eva stratt herself
#phm#in the book he's like#'my office is technically a storage closet. they're gonna kick me out of here when we resupply. i'm about as important as toilet paper.'#man you live on a boat. how many other people on the boat have an office at all.#you're the guy who looks at the paperwork and signs shit that's not worth bothering stratt over#which you can choose to interpret as either not very important or VERY IMPORTANT INDEED.#you're the guy who says 'yeah i think this plan is scientifically feasible'#to which stratt says 'okay my pet scientist says it'll work‚ let's go ahead and pave the sahara.'
Some guy: "i have a crazy plan"
Stratt: "hmm what do you think dr grace?"
Grace: wow what a crazy plan that would take an absurd amount of power to accomplish and have far-reaching impacts "yeah it's feasible, i'd go with it"
Stratt: "alright, you heard him, do it"
Grace: waow she has so much power to just decide that. that's wild. glad i don't decisions. i wonder why she keeps bringing me to these
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs
am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses
(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend
thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be
there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight
(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right
man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)
