𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓾𝓼

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[randomfandomisuppose]

The concept of random Eridians having a crush on Grace and Grace not catching onto it because of cultural differences snd his general inability to pick up on people being interested in him is so fucking funny to me. Especially if it’s the parent of one of his students. Could you imagine?

Rocky: “You are aware that (student’s name)’s parent has been trying to court you for months at this point right?”

Grace:

[writing-prompt-s]

Somehow, some way, a human managed to acquire both a pomegranate from the underworld and fruit from the realm of the Fae, then made a smoothie out of them. Now, Hades and the Fae are in a fierce argument regarding who the human belongs to.

[steamingketchup]

been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then

full thing below

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

[hailed-marys]

an ode to prometheus

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[shrugsinchinese]

Wishing everyone a very Happy Earth Day with Stratt, who always put Earth first! 🌏🌱

[bulkhummus]

based off of this post

[asparklethatisblue]

Human Grace finds out that Eridian Grace grows and gets heavier very fast

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉

[steel-peach]

Jehuty/Anubis (pretend there's no pilots, it's not about them)

[jokesonmaestro]

“𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐩𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐩𝐬𝐞”

[testamentfan01]

Theyre like cats to me

[sunnnmothhh]

Lightning round!

I couldn't miss an opportunity to make epic geological phenotypes for eridians:D them rocks will look fly as hell on my watch!

Nerding out under the cut:)

For those interested, the igneous phenotype is inspired by granitic pegmatites, with hexagonal beryl crystals growing from it (of the aquamarine variety)

The sedimentary fella is a BIF, or a banded iron formation - a type of chemical sedimentary rock recording the years following the Great Oxygenation Event, with alternating bands of red jasper and magnetite/iron oxides:)

And the metamorphic eridian is inspired by an amphibolite, containing garnet gem porphyry:)

*also cue the geology pun on the cup;]

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[crittizen]

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.