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@profaugustinesycamore-blog
Oh SHit NO
[bustles over, snags Sycamore by the arm and drags him back]
Lysandre, we need a harness for him.
Now I remember why we can’t take you anywhere!
And here I thought you were over the loli thing. Tisk tisk.
You should never judge a man by his lifestyle.
[looks around wildly and notices it’s just Sycamore being weird]
Land-Sharpedos would be terrifying
[TAKes a wild swig of whatever Lysandre was packing]
*Takes a swig as well*
Indeed…. but I think they call those Garchomp. Ha! I’m funny. -hiccup-
-Notices a loli birthday party-
If you'll excuse me~
Do they serve alcohol here… [wanders around with a look of self loathing]
Pssst.. Diantha… I got u bro *pulls a flask out from his jacket*
-Sees Bonnie in the ball pit and sinks down as the Jaws theme begins to play-
Sycamore, I-
Serena talk some sense into your boyfriend before I smash his skull against the pavement.
How the hell is an RV full of grown-ass adults and a teenager going to a goddamn Chuck E Cheese even supposed to be fun?? I might need some drinks…
There's lots of ways it can be fun!
-Runs and dives into the ball pit-
[reaches out for the strip club in dismay, as if refusing the reality faced before them]
No.
Augustine! Can you please not???? B-besides! I think there’s a rule you gotta have someone under 18 with you
wow
what a shame
let’s go next door, yeah??
I thought it was a pretty swell idea to visit everyone's favorite Rattata! Besides, look in the back seat.
[Narrows eyes and sinks lower in the seat]
*Sees we’re entering the Red Light District* I like where it’s goin’ so far…. Better be close I can’t take his lame-ass music…
-Drives into the parking lot of the Vanilla Rapidash strip club, driving slowly as if looking for a parking spot before driving past it to the Chuck E. Cheese next door-
Here we are!
[curls up in the seat and glares at everything]
*paws at fuzzy dice* A’ight bro where we headed?
You'll see.
-Starts the engine and Ain't That a Kick in the Head starts playing-
This seems like a waste of my time, boys.
Nooooo you’re coming too! Just like the good ol’ days…. *hops in lame-ass RV*
-has neon orange fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror-
Aww heeeell yeah! We ain’t hung out since I’ve been here!
Hop in the RV and we'll go!
Wanna hit the town, Pyroar?
dresseur-de-pkmn:
Ohhhhhhh~? What kind of reward??
Well what do you want?
Ah ouais I was going to show you! *takes it out* I think I am over 150 now!
That's very impressive! I may have to reward you!
*giggles* Sorryyyyy! I have been so busy on my journey! But guess what?? I have three badges now!
OH do you now? That's great to hear! How's your Pokedex coming along?
*GLOMPS* Heehee salut mon amourrrr~ I have missed you!!
*Catches her and spins* Ah, I have missed you too!
*does a 360 spin into the lab* Professorrrrrrr~~
-does a triple 360 noscope-
Heckie yes got a super cool lame new playlist yo!
Nice to see Augustine’s still a gigantic dork.
Nice to see you're still a Pyroar
