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@circleoflysandre
-Notices a loli birthday party-
If you’ll excuse me~
Oh SHit NO
[bustles over, snags Sycamore by the arm and drags him back]
Lysandre, we need a harness for him.
Now I remember why we can't take you anywhere!
And here I thought you were over the loli thing. Tisk tisk.
-Sees Bonnie in the ball pit and sinks down as the Jaws theme begins to play-
[looks around wildly and notices it’s just Sycamore being weird]
Land-Sharpedos would be terrifyingÂ
[TAKes a wild swig of whatever Lysandre was packing]
*Takes a swig as well*
Indeed.... but I think they call those Garchomp. Ha! I'm funny. -hiccup-
I thought this was a date…..
*sinks to the bottom of the ball pit and doesn’t come back out*
Do they serve alcohol here… [wanders around with a look of self loathing]
Pssst.. Diantha... I got u bro *pulls a flask out from his jacket*
*bursts out* CHUCK E CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
*notices the other two*
Oh…… salut…
Sycamore, I-
Serena talk some sense into your boyfriend before I smash his skull against the pavement.
How the hell is an RV full of grown-ass adults and a teenager going to a goddamn Chuck E Cheese even supposed to be fun?? I might need some drinks...
-Drives into the parking lot of the Vanilla Rapidash strip club, driving slowly as if looking for a parking spot before driving past it to the Chuck E. Cheese next door-
Here we are!
[reaches out for the strip club in dismay, as if refusing the reality faced before them]
No.
Augustine! Can you please not???? B-besides! I think there's a rule you gotta have someone under 18 with you
wow
what a shame
let's go next door, yeah??
You’ll see.
-Starts the engine and Ain’t That a Kick in the Head starts playing-
[Narrows eyes and sinks lower in the seat]
*Sees we're entering the Red Light District* I like where it's goin' so far.... Better be close I can't take his lame-ass music...
-has neon orange fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror-
[curls up in the seat and glares at everything]
*paws at fuzzy dice* A'ight bro where we headed?
Hop in the RV and we’ll go!
This seems like a waste of my time, boys.
Nooooo you're coming too! Just like the good ol' days.... *hops in lame-ass RV*
Wanna hit the town, Pyroar?
Aww heeeell yeah! We ain't hung out since I've been here!
Maaaaan finally get a day off and I'm bored as fuck,,
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUP AFTER THEY HAD A JOLLY TIME AT THE NYC GAY PRIDE PARADE
Delia (via ferriswheelhero)
...how did I know someone would do that?? Fucking kids. Can't wait to kill you all...
*Leaves bucket of candy outside the cafe with a sign saying "only take one"*
Nice to see you’re still a Pyroar
Nice to see you're still ATTRACTIV- *cough hack choke wheeze*
u-umm!! Sooo did you finally get over that whole loli thing or what, man? I know you were workin on that last time I saw ya *sweats*
…That’s not a good way to treat your friends
Ahh it's cool, man he knows I'm just playin'. It's not like anything really bothers him anyway.
Nice to see Augustine's still a gigantic dork.
