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Cash S**t @ 1:14

[ghostsandgoblins]

[fatenumberfor]

meanwhile, on stan twitter: korean person rightfully reminds stans that korea does not revolve around bts; bts stans send them so much hate that they have to publicly apologise for Spreading More Hate Towards Armys

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Instead of making fun of people who do things at an older age that are normally done younger ( like getting their diploma or GED, learning to drive, even learning to read ) how about you:

don’t

[veliseraptor]

“I am a simple person with simple wants,” I say, scrolling through AO3 and ignoring fics for a variety of petty reasons

[moonkitty]

The only straight men fictional characters that I love are the ones that are just like “God i fucking love my wife”

[moonkitty]

How can u go wrong with this

[moonkitty]

[bakwaaas]

looooooooooool

[peachy-noodz-deactivated2023093]

Ok but being called a good girl makes me weak

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[newtonpermetersquare]

Fellow biologists

[that-edm-life]

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

im the dj screaming w laughter

[bienergy-deactivated20180719]

I think about this at least once a day.

[tacomel420]

working in customer service be like

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[cherubsoda]

amiright ladies

i have a type

[liberal-memes]

[twentyonezodiacs]

hey guys i’m starting school soon so if anyone wants to come to my house and kill me that would be cool

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

[izzyzangwill]

You post about shadow people but i went to their realm and no one knew you

[cquickmm-deactivated20160922]