Just A Dumb Queer With Dumb Queer Emotions

The name is Bri and the age is 27. Im unorthodox and from time to time very depressed so bear with me. Talk to me anytime even though I'm a tad bit of a dork. Don't too much care about pronouns so call me whatever makes you comfortable, See ya.

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[impossible-dreamss]

Happy Halloween from the Kids Next Door

[impossible-dreamss]

Happy Halloween from the Kids Next Door

[lostrosegarden]

Halloween, 1984

[impossible-dreamss]

Howdy

[impossible-dreamss]

Oi I'm alive and still gay

[fartney]

Costco Lady: Free sample?

Me:

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[afloweroutofstone]

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

[unexplained-events]

Cyclocosmia (Trapdoor Spider)

Also known as The Chinese Hourglass Spider, cyclocosmia latusicosta, are a type of trapdoor spider. They are ambush predators that patiently wait for their unaware victim to scurry past their lair before they strike and eat them as soon as they detect motion.

If threatened, they burrow themselves headfirst and back up plugging the hole with their abdomen. Their backside looks a lot like a coin and because of that they were often mistaken as coins by Chinese farmers who would come across them. They also resemble Aztec sun stones. Their bite is low risk (non-toxic) so if you ever pick one up, and it bites you, you should be fine.

Here are a variety of spider butts you could come across:

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[magnusedom]

#HIS MIND

[everythingfox]

The best swimmer

(via)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[fullhalalalchemist]

So its that easy huh

[sushinfood]

Of course it is

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[everythingfox]

Hello

[geniusoflove]

some of you are really in highschool

[qh-deactivated20170215]

when you see a phone screenshot and they at 2 percent like is this really what u should be focusing on

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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