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Kiana Khansmith
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Fai_Ryy
YOU ARE THE REASON
Keni
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@professional-french-depression
(Listen. I know that, most likely, nobody here has ever watched Die purpurnen Flüsse (translated, The scarlet Rivers), since I could only find the movies and series in German and French.
But God I wish someone here knew them because I'd totally be up for a French Cult Detective AU)
The French don't like reality shows. The French like smoking cigarettes and killing their leaders
The French like cheese and smelling like cheese.
Don't forget the alcoholism.
“As is tradition, I must take this time to remind everyone that Santa is a communist. The proof? Well, there is plenty of proof.
1. All the red. I think that speaks for itself.
2. He knows everything about everyone and keeps a naughty list. Is that not reminiscent of the Stasi and the KGB?
3. He clearly travels through space to make his global journey. Who were the first ones in space? The Soviets.
4. He never sells, he only gives out things for free. No capitalist would do what he does.
And finally, the names of his reindeer are German. Who else was German? Karl Marx. And would you just look at those beards? Enough said.
So make sure you thank communism for bringing you this holiday’s cheer.”
“He’s a utopian bastardization of a Christian concept?”
Not a Christian concept.
St. Nick. A person.
GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP YOU MANIAC
*SCrEEE*
I'm working right now, and you think I don't try much of the time?
Unfortunately, I have gotten many of my... Ah... Issues sorted out, however the insomnia has still been rather elusive in finding a solution. Everything that we've tried didn't work out for multiple reasons. It's alright though. We'll find something that works, eventually.
I'm pretty sure that, back in one of our more... rough patches, I did manage to knock you out with a frying pan.
Not the best method, but you were out for around a day. If everything else fails.
Correct me if I am wrong but, are you kinda sorta into, masculinely non masculine flamboyant manly men?
Or does Arthur just sorta.. do it for ya? Asking for an acquaintance I met in the bus stop once
I'm not really sure exactly what my type is I suppose, but I will say that in the past it... Wasn't good. However, I will say that my two serious relationships that you lot know about... I do seem to have one, don't I?
Messes? Humanised messes.
Ollie, have you ever seen the 1973 cult classic mafia movie Goncharov? If so, what do you think of it?
I actually haven't, but having been seeing all over my dash for the past couple of days I'll admit that I am curious about it.
Can anyone tell me where I can watch it at? I would greatly appreciate it!~
It is rather underground, difficult to find. Only some piracy websites still have it, but the searching is worth it.
Andrey alone is worth it.
I did some looking into it...
It’s fake, isn’t it?
It's a cinematic masterpiece, that's what it is
Alright, then fill me in. What is it even about?
It is a 50s Mafia movie, playing in the american version of Italy, but actually realistic this time around.
Imagine a... Eastern Promises, but italian instead of russian, and Viggo Mortensen was instead a repressed gay teacher who accidentally get's into the mafia business. Also it doesn't end as well as Eastern Promises does.
So I see... I must admit, I’m rather intrigued and curious as to how something like this has seemed to have... Ah... Taken off as it has.
And you are humoring them by trying to play it off as real to make me look less like a fool, aren’t you?
To make you look less like a fool and, to be perfectly honest, because it is quite amusing.
Ollie, have you ever seen the 1973 cult classic mafia movie Goncharov? If so, what do you think of it?
I actually haven't, but having been seeing all over my dash for the past couple of days I'll admit that I am curious about it.
Can anyone tell me where I can watch it at? I would greatly appreciate it!~
It is rather underground, difficult to find. Only some piracy websites still have it, but the searching is worth it.
Andrey alone is worth it.
I did some looking into it...
It’s fake, isn’t it?
It's a cinematic masterpiece, that's what it is
Alright, then fill me in. What is it even about?
It is a 50s Mafia movie, playing in the american version of Italy, but actually realistic this time around.
Imagine a... Eastern Promises, but italian instead of russian, and Viggo Mortensen was instead a repressed gay teacher who accidentally get's into the mafia business. Also it doesn't end as well as Eastern Promises does.
Ollie, have you ever seen the 1973 cult classic mafia movie Goncharov? If so, what do you think of it?
I actually haven't, but having been seeing all over my dash for the past couple of days I'll admit that I am curious about it.
Can anyone tell me where I can watch it at? I would greatly appreciate it!~
It is rather underground, difficult to find. Only some piracy websites still have it, but the searching is worth it.
Andrey alone is worth it.
I did some looking into it...
It’s fake, isn’t it?
It's a cinematic masterpiece, that's what it is
And what do you think about Goncharov? Do you ship Goncharov and Andrey?
I think it is important to consider the subtext. The movie is about repressing ones actual self to fit in with your surroundings, and since it's the 50s, mafia, Goncharov surpresses his actual feelings to not be perceived as weak. In all regards.
I think it is better that the gayness is more subtle, in the background, because it adds to the themes of the movie.
While yes, everything would have probably ended a lot better if the two would have just been honest to each other, so Andrey wouldn't wrongly perceive Goncharovs intentions which led to the whole... Well, we know what happened in Rome.
I think I prefer it the way it is. Unsolved with the message that surpressing yourself will only hurt you in the end.
Ollie, have you ever seen the 1973 cult classic mafia movie Goncharov? If so, what do you think of it?
I actually haven't, but having been seeing all over my dash for the past couple of days I'll admit that I am curious about it.
Can anyone tell me where I can watch it at? I would greatly appreciate it!~
It is rather underground, difficult to find. Only some piracy websites still have it, but the searching is worth it.
Andrey alone is worth it.
name a city that smells worse than tacoma washinton ill wait
that was meant for my personal blog but its staying here for the vibes
London.
London is nothing compared to some parts of Paris
if there's holy water does that mean there's Satan water?
Why yes, actually. Do you need some?
It's called Bong Water.
get bored and antagonise the french
Other french mood
“..why are you staring at me?”
"I am asking myself some philosophical questions and you are the most calming sight I have.
This wall? Could suddenly explode, I don't know. Can't stare at it, because it could surprise me. But I always know how you will react."
sexual tension sentence starters (part two)
as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
Angry
“Is that so?”
“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
“Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”
“You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”
“Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
“I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”
“I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
“Try and stop me.”
“You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”
“Fuck you! Or me.”
Flirty
“I’m really flexible…”
“Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”
“Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”
“You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”
“Is there any way I could repay you?”
“You have really pretty lips.”
“Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”
“You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”
“Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”
“You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”
Awkward
“..why are you staring at me?”
“You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”
“So…how do I look?”
“You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”
“*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”
“I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”
“Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”
“Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”
“Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”
“*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”
friendly reminder that you don’t use bear spray the same way as you would bug spray
How should it be applied, then?
you apply it to the bear, like pepper spray
Is that not how you use bug spray?
You know what we should bring back? Ergot poisoning. I miss seeing the devil himself demanding that I sign his book and then waking up naked in a wheat field.
Instead I get American tourists clogging up my favorite coffee shop, complaining that there's no oat milk. I'd sign that book if it meant I never experienced it again
I wish it was that easy to get rid of American tourists. I tried.
They just don't visit me, specifically, anymore. Should have looked at the fine print.
