good luck

my blog is a mess and so is my life

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Brilliant 😂😂

[angietherose]

I needed a good laugh 🤣

[purlturtle]

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

[official-boob-posts]

their energy is immaculate

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[funnytwittertweets]

[cly321r]

[damazcuz]

I say “oh don’t worry he doesn’t bite” and you’re confused because you don’t see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[sometransgal]

My car is experiencing mitosis

[satyriconmp3]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[spaghettinatural]

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

[satyriconmp3]

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[netscapenavigator-official]

[i-am-suffer-deactivated20250822]

The only thing worse than no pockets is fake pockets (because of the betrayal)

[mariamlovesyou]

At least I don't have a tumblr

[hellorrglory]

Went to the MoMA and i saw my life flash before my eyes for a second

[funnytwittertweets]

[mossy-covered-bones]

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