Professional Dumbass

How does this t website thingy work??? help me CASEY HARTLEY FAN NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For anyone wondering why Papyrus isn't in DELTARUNE this is why:

I ripped off his head and right now i'm using it to hurt people who don't like his spaghetti huehehehehehehheh..........................

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ohhii grandma what are you d

NO! GRANDMA DON'T PUT THE MENTOS INTO THE SODDER

GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!

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I love my little torch, burning me away as the time goes by.

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I fucking hate this yellow bastard's book.

IIIII tried to read the HastTUNGrs book and after finsihing ulllp act 1 I trieddd to

BURN

His wretched book to NOT read the Act 2. HOWEVER I accidently beheld a glimpse of a page from Act 2 and I spenddddded the rest of the night READING HIS FUCKING BOOK BECAUSE THE

WRITING OF THE BOOK

is a SIN of how good it is!

1/10 i was forced to read the book.

10/10 funny book i know so much stuff rightt nowww!!!!!!

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LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY

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yayyyy yayyyyy!!!! My child..... They are so wonderf

waitwhat 😦

MY BABY IS FUCKING GONE OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOGODDDWHYYYY NOOOOO

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MY LITTLE BABY IS REAL!

OHHHHHHHH YM GOD IIDIADOQW I LOVE THEM I SO MUCH AAAAHHHHHH

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I feel so bonita.

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THANKS TO THE POWER OF PRESENT'S TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE BROUGBT BACK DODOS 🙈🙈

I 🙉

CAN EAT THEM AGAIN!!!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊!!!!

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THANKS TO THE POWER OF PRESENT'S TECHNOLOGY WE HAVE BROUGBT BACK DODOS 🙈🙈

I 🙉

CAN EAT THEM AGAIN!!!!! 🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊!!!!

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HELLLOOO IT ME @professionaldumbass58 BACK EITH ANOTHER THINGG TO TALK ABOUTTT

here MY FRUEND (aka RPD) I'VE MET ON FUNNY SEFVER ON DISKORDD he's funny and I like it alot HES ALSO AN RACCOON FAN WHICH I HATEE

*look at him sniffing drugs like a little gremlin, goblin, RAKOOON he is... smh...........................*

ANYWAYS

thats all iwamted to say byeeee fornoww

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ilovehim

caseyyyyyyyy omggggggg cyseyyyyyyy case yyyyy caseyyyh artleyyyyhartleycaseyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :heart: heart hearthea

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PLAAAAAAAYing cookie run knögdom ON MY LAP TOP very funnnnnnn!exclamationmarkexclamationmarkexclamationmarkexclamationmark though i have to ask when will do these talking cookies appear?

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MY FAVORITE CHRACTER IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD OH MY GOD

HES CANONICLLY DEAD AND DOOMED BY NARRATIVE AND WILL NEVER BE BROGUHT BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UGHHSUGUWIGWE OGIIIIIIIIGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGUHHHHHHH UHUHUHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OH GODDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GODDDD NOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOHUHUHUUUUUNOOOOO I GOT MY WIDOW DRESS AND EVERYTHIGNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AUGHHHHHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :((((((((((((

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My lwife took the kids in the divorce

Mrs professionaldumbass58 has taken my kids in the divorce and my only friend left is the bottle i lost my job and the rent is coming due. its hard to live as a divorced thing (professionaldumbass58) depressiondepressison :( :(

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According to Tumblr I am 3 years old.