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Professor Nicholas Alcott, English Literature at Grantwood University. My doors are always open to those in the pursuit of knowledge. Except on Thursdays. Those are my reading nights.

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It’s pretty recent. That gives me the excuse of giving you a CD with some of our songs. I have a feeling that you won’t like, Professor. You seem more of the classic type. Abba maybe? Pearl Jam? Pink Floyd? But at least you’ll get to know who the Savage Nevada are.

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I could give it look-over. I'm more of an ABBA fan than either of those others, but I supposed you could call me one for the classics.

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Now that’s a first. It’s a good thing though. No complains on my end. So you never heard of Savage Nevada?

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Young man, if it wasn't made before 1980, give or take, I probably haven't.

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Why are you so surprised? Just because I’m in a band and work as a part-time model? That’s an old stereotype. 

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I didn't realize you did either of those things, if I'll be honest.

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As ready as ever. Considering I haven’t got much to do this Break, I actually caught up with the reading and everything.

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Wow, I'm surprised. Have you always been this good of a student, Mr. Hillfiger?

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Classes start on Monday, Professor.

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Close enough. I hope you're ready for classes to resume.

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Is Spring Break done with yet? I'm ready to hit the books again.

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Trick is either sit down or head to the bar. No bumps or stepping on your feet that way. It’s my first time in one too so… You’re not the only one, Professor.

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Yes, but you're young. You got reflexes of steel and so much metabolism for alcohol consumption...

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I’ll consider believing that when I see some evidence of it, professor.

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Please let me know how I could do that, Mr. Blakely. I wouldn't want to prove myself to be cold and unapproachable, would I?

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Consider it an incentive for once in awhile to ignore the bed call at nine or nine thirty. And joining your students every now and then. Are you enjoying the party so far, Professor? First time at a black light party?

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I'd never even hard of these things until a few hours ago. I can barely walk around without tripping over something.

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Well you go to great measures trying to make people think that you are. Cold and impersonal, that is. 

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I am not cold, nor am I impersonal. 

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Single malt? Twelve years? Whatever you wish, Professor. My treat. And don’t bother saying no. I won’t take a no as an answer.

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I suppose I can't fight you on this if you're so insistent about it.

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Boy, you don’t have a drop of warm blood in ya, do you?

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Are you accusing me of being a reptile?

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I highly doubt they serve tea here, Professor. Maybe a scotch? Martini?

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I suppose I could go for a scotch.

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You can not be serious. You’d rather be at home drinking tea? Dude! Sorry, Professor. Look around you. Horny twenty-one year olds. Everywhere. 

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Yes? What of it?

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First time for everything, Professor. Can I get you a drink?

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Depends if that drink a nice cup of Earl Grey.