It is I, Professor McFuck.

Eva / 21 / Pansexual

[lightningcrashes]

shane madej about male criminals: gross. hate him

shane madej about female criminals:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fastlifeced]

Aw. She’s so cute.

[myfavoritebigbeautifulwomen]

Cute!!!!

[assortedcrackers]

That last pic 🤣🤣🤣

[unclefather]

This is not acceptable

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

All of your internal organs are constantly moving

skin should be transparent i wanna see what’s going on in there

[vladtheunfollower]

[thebestoftumbling]

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

I ate mine

[candiikismet]

They don’t but they are so freaking CUTE

[moviequotes3]

if you became extremely small due to a scientists laser id still be your friend

[objetocotidiano]

summer mood

[bulkingstud]

[screenwriter]

me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[bogleech]

This post ishow i learned my zoo has a lamprey exhibit just now and is why i want to go after living here 5 years

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

some of you asked for the picture so here it is

[voidbat]

this is as raw as data gets.

[arandomthot]

They do say love is blind

[orbo-gifs]

[5norlax]

Me and the girls casting a spell

[omghotmemes]

She has returned!

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[minatokun]

Accounting majors who hurt you

[karnalesbian]

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.