Prof. St James

Rewriting The Stars - 120 -

[professor-stjames]

residentslytherin-albus‌:

I plan too, sir. Not that being at home for Christmas wouldn’t be nice, it would but… Well… I feel safe here. What about you sir? Why the bah humbug?

I know that feeling, I have always felt a lot safer in Hogwarts too. Me, well, I haven’t really figured that out yet. My folks always do a great family Christmas, very traditional and everything but I just, prefer just me and a quiet day.

By all means, if you want some company at Christmas, come give me a shout, if not, I will see you at the Christmas dinner; the one part I like of Christmas!

[professor-stjames]

residentslytherin-albus‌:

Am I the only one not looking forward to Christmas?

I have been likened to The Grinch many times, so no, you’re not alone. You know you have the option to stay here, Mr. Potter? Waste the day away with a good book, that’s usually my plans for the day. Anything the matter?

[professor-stjames]

gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] It’s okay, I’m not going to hold it against you. And I’m assuming so, if it’s gotten you to snap at me. 

I told you, I’m not going to force you to talk it out, and I’m not going to pretend to understand everything that’s happening. Just remember I’m here to lean on if you need it. I can handle complicated, I just want to make sure you’re okay. 

PM] Okay, thanks Robbie.

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raven-dittanypierce‌:

There was a second movie?  Was that with the penguins?  I thought that was a cartoon show?  But yeah– first one, zebra shoulda been roast.

An awesome movie– I woulda watched the crap outta that.  Bars on the beach are pretty awesome, and it was a funny scene, but I mean, couldn’t that have been in Gloria’s movie?  The giraffe was okay– I support his existence.  He can live to the end of my movie.

No there was a second movie called Madagascar Escape To Africa. I didn’t see it. There was a third one too called Europe’s Most Wanted. That’s where the Afro, circus joke came from that everyone was singing for a month. 

I didn’t mind Alex all that much either. 

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edmunddiggory‌:

It’s not like i can help it, professor!

Does Matron Butterberry has potions to mend broken hopes and dreams? Bloody hell, i had no clue. I’ll get there as soon as i can. Or you could let me educate you about superheroes, then i’d feel better.

Wait what’s a superhero?

[professor-stjames]

Text 📲 Tabitha|Scott

Tabitha: Yeah. I mean, it's well-constructed, certainly.

Tabitha: Maybe that's just the way of magic. All about balance or something worldly and wise.

Tabitha: Maybe dinosaurs would, too. Maybe instead of roaring, they actually puttered and clucked just like their chicken descendants, eating giant bugs.

Tabitha: That does sound fun. I really do miss actually playing. Makes me wonder what things would have been like if I'd taken that spot on Wimbourne.

Scott: I love that theory that they were giant chickens. I mean it offends the seven year old Jurassic Park fan in me but y'know. It's an interesting thought for sure.

Scott: Why didn't you?

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gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] For the record, I was meaning like…classified. Something to be discussed with care, if at all. But okay, I’ll leave it. 

PM] Sorry. I’m sorry for snapping. Just, it’s complicated.

[professor-stjames]

edmunddiggory‌:

Yeah i died a little.

I don’t have a parasite, sir! I just had my hopes and dreams crashed.

I’d advise against that, Mr. Diggory. 

Maybe Matron Butterberry can prescribe you with something?

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gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] Alright, bring it down, Scotty; you should know more than anyone that I’m not going to make you talk about something you don’t want to talk about, especially with this, I know it’s sensitive. 

Just…you know you can, right? Talk to me? 

PM] It’s not sensitive, I wish people would stop saying that. I just don’t wanna talk about it, at all. That’s my decision. I can’t talk about it anyway. I just had an accident there and that’s it. That’s all there is to it. Now let’s just leave it.

[professor-stjames]

gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] Maybe. I can’t imagine you were fully prepared for all of it, though. 

We’ve never talked about this; why’d you leave? And before you say it, I’m not asking for details or anything. I’m just curious. 

PM] We haven’t talked about it because I don’t want to talk about it.

[professor-stjames]

gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] Ah, so it’s unspeakable then. 

We need to find some loopholes, I don’t like that you can’t express it at all. 

PM] That’s what I signed up for, I guess?

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gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] Don’t apologize; what’s wrong?

PM] Can’t talk about it Robbie, you know that.

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gryffindor-professor‌:

[PM] Scotty, I’m teasing. You okay?

PM] I know, I know. Sorry. I.. It’s not your fault. Just something else.

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gryffindor-professor‌:

I see we’re going to have to agree to disagree here. Just think of all the bonding time we missed out on. And to think, I was fully intending to go easy on you too. I’m still disappointed that we’ve never dueled.  

Alright, agree to disagree. And... I don’t like duelling.

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edmunddiggory‌:

…Um… Sir? I’m not feeling very well. Can you come take me to the hospital wing? I think you’ve just killed me.

Oh dear, did- did something just happen?

Was it that parasite again? You need to get checked out Edmund.

[professor-stjames]

edmunddiggory‌:

A symbiote! Like Venom? 

Merlin we have so much work to do. Don’t worry, sir! There’s still time. By the time Captain Marvel is out, i’ll have you all caught up! When can i come over to your office?

Who’s Venom? and who’s Captain Marvel?

[professor-stjames]

SCOTT ST. JAMES FACT FILE

Disclaimer: I answered this as Scott would have if he was given the form.

Name: Scott Jeremy St. James Jr. Nicknames/Alias: Junior, Scotty. Face Claim: Zac Efron. Age: 26 years old. Gender: Male. Sexuality: Heterosexual. Date of Birth: 31st July 1994. Place of Birth: Glasgow, Scotland. Currently: Hogwarts, England. Nationality: Scottish. Blood Status: Muggle-born. Occupation: Teacher.

Childhood: Grew up in Scotland with my parents and attended St. Francis’ Primary School (muggle) until I was eleven. Spent a lot of my time running around with a camera or attending business functions for my dad’s business. Other than that I was a typical kid on the street corner with my scooter and friends trying to find something to do with our time between cartoons.

Education: Seven years at Hogwarts in Hufflepuff, 4 years as an Unspeakable.

Secrets: I’m not allowed to say.

PERSONALITY Positives: Kind, understanding, polite. Flaws: Cheeky, reserved, shopaholic.  Likes: Animals, Astronomy, Netflix. Dislikes: Dementors, Grindelwald, Goblins. Dreams/Ambitions: Previously Unspeakable. Fears: Porcelain dolls or clockwork toys.

RELATIONSHIPS Parents: Scott and Mary St. James. Siblings: I’m an only child. Children: Robbie Clarington. Spouse: I don’t have one, yet. Current Partner: The stack of papers on my desk. Ex-Partners: Haven’t dated anyone, so no-one? Boss/Employer: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION Build: Average height, muscular. Hair Colour: Brown. Eye Colour: Light blue. Distinguishing Marks: None. Glasses/Eye Sight: No glasses.