Prof. Sonia

{PKMN IRL BLOG, BLANKET UNREALITY WARNING}

[professor-yamper]

Heya rotomblr!

I’m back on this hellsite once more, so Intro time, My name’s Sonia and I’m a Pokémon professor from galar. I’m also writing a book on galarian myths and legends, specifically about the darkest day and the Two hero’s.

Though I’m not really a Pokémon battler but I do have a lovely yamper that I love very much. He’s a cutie! I will be posting photos.

Feel free to hit me up for a quick chat if you wanna, though nothing NSFW K’? I’m spoken for thank you very much.

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Sonia blog, Sonia blog, Sonia blog, my queen Sonia.

It’s me, moons, back again. This time with my queen Sonia, scones, so, have I told you how much I like her?

I might come back to edits this later and add to it

Anyways yea, No NSFW, Peliper mail, on, no magic anons, the dream mail stuff is on too.

K byeeeeeee <3

Hub blog: @moonsdescent

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[professor-yamper]

How do you think the Darkest Day was experienced in other regions aside from Galar?

culturally speaking it wasn’t as big as you’d think. Of course we experienced an economic collapse and we’re propped up by trade deals and gifts for a time. And most Marco cosmos branches had to return to galar. But honestly, it wasn’t exactly that large, most regions experience something similar so, I guess it was only a matter of time.

Hope this was a good answer!

[beating-drums]

You know what chat, screaming into a lake is actually such a good stress reliever

[professor-yamper]

Be careful Hop, and if you wanna talk about it sometime I’m always here hun.

[beating-drums]

I’m…I’m not fine, but I think that’s okay. I am careful though don’t worry

[professor-yamper]

I think you know I can’t stop worrying, but alright. If you need anything, tell us alright?

[beating-drums]

You know what chat, screaming into a lake is actually such a good stress reliever

[professor-yamper]

Be careful Hop, and if you wanna talk about it sometime I’m always here hun.

[g-max-depletion]

ah shite Scones is driving a car

[beating-drums]

Wut?

[professor-yamper]

You boys have no faith at all, I am not that bad a driver!

[professor-yamper]

Let’s Ride.

[g-max-depletion]

You two boys doing something dumb without me?

@proffessor-yamper

No Ma’am. Hop on. And get Lee, and maybe Furea, I feel like we’ll be out for awhile. Or we could tell them tomorrow. It’d be good to get Rea out of the city.

[professor-yamper]

alright love.

[unbeatable-champ]

I mean. Do you want to deal with a miffed Sonia?

I am very close to shutting off my phone and going to bed, damn the consequences.

[beating-drums]

Don’t worry lee. I got this :)

[unbeatable-champ]

If you say so.

[professor-yamper]

you boys playing nice?

[professor-yamper]

something is happening.

[professor-yamper]

I’ve been ordered into a emergency shopping trip.

[professor-yamper]

your boyfriends on a warpath

And you’re surprised? It’s my Rai-Rai. He gets a mite be protective sometimes <3

[professor-yamper]

Rai is sobbing because he looked at his phone. He’s such a silly guy <3

[sunny-mori]

so about Thay job offer…

it is still open? Not for me Apparently joining your team would be a PR so I do have to politely decline but I know someone whos be interested you know, she’s pretty good at battling. Real menace, smartest girl I know she’s great.

well we'd be happy to hear from anyone who'd like to join

[g-max-depletion]

that’s great to hear! @professor-yamper

[professor-yamper]

When I told you I was looking for a job I didn’t mean a evil team.

[g-max-depletion]

they have a 401k… and union…

[professor-yamper]

…..well when you put it like that.

[sunny-mori]

hello! quick heads up were not an evil team any more! we focus on pokemon rescue and care mosty! also if the 401k and union didnt sway enough we pay 20$ an hour (reminder that being at home caring for your pokemon also counts as work hours) and offer other benefits like paid vacations, dental, and heath insurance! oh and if the uniforms arent your style thats fine they're optional anyway

[professor-yamper]

…alright. Yeah, sure. Consider me hired. Sounds too good to be true but if it goes wrong I’ll figure a way out.

[sunny-mori]

i can see your a licensed professor id be happy to fund any research you'd like to study also ive sent your id badge in the mail it should arrive soon

[professor-yamper]

Huh, got it. Thanks! As for the funds, I’d really appreciate that. Grants are always such an issue to get.

[beating-drums]

I can’t tell you guys shit. Always snitching

[professor-yamper]

I’m audibly sighing 

[beating-drums]

Okay but what if you weren’t

[professor-yamper]

What if you tried open communication about your issues

[beating-drums]

I can’t tell you guys shit. Always snitching

[professor-yamper]

I’m audibly sighing 

[professor-yamper]

Rai is hitting the ‘my kid is doing something deeply concerning’ pose again and Lee looks concerned.

What do you all do.

[sunny-mori]

so about Thay job offer…

it is still open? Not for me Apparently joining your team would be a PR so I do have to politely decline but I know someone whos be interested you know, she’s pretty good at battling. Real menace, smartest girl I know she’s great.

well we'd be happy to hear from anyone who'd like to join

[g-max-depletion]

that’s great to hear! @professor-yamper

[professor-yamper]

When I told you I was looking for a job I didn’t mean a evil team.

[g-max-depletion]

they have a 401k… and union…

[professor-yamper]

…..well when you put it like that.

[sunny-mori]

hello! quick heads up were not an evil team any more! we focus on pokemon rescue and care mosty! also if the 401k and union didnt sway enough we pay 20$ an hour (reminder that being at home caring for your pokemon also counts as work hours) and offer other benefits like paid vacations, dental, and heath insurance! oh and if the uniforms arent your style thats fine they're optional anyway

[professor-yamper]

…alright. Yeah, sure. Consider me hired. Sounds too good to be true but if it goes wrong I’ll figure a way out.