Professor Elliot

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[professorelliot]

With this I end the string of clown related posts on this tumblog. WE MADE IT!

[beenbettercomic]

“Clown Motel Adventure”

All of that work to raise $1,000 for the Ronald McDonald House Charity has finally come down to today.

CLICK HERE to see the very special Halloweeny episode of @professorelliot’s Adventure Club. (Uploaded today at 11am PST)

-Jimmy Purcell.

[professorelliot]

Another story, this time by Billy Joel. Viktor, a former member of the Red Army who becomes a clown

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A story by Charles Mingus of a clown who slowly realizes that people will only laugh if he hurts himself Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

[professorelliot]

Jimmy and a clown are walking through the forest together. Jimmy comments, "I'm starting to get scared out here".

The clown replies "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone!" Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

[professorelliot]

Part two of this episode of Freakazoid shows a glowing cloud that turns people into clowns. Sounds like something of your nightmares @beenbettercomic! Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

[professorelliot]

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears Of A Clown (1970) HD 0815007

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears Of A Clown, ein Hit 1970. Audio-CD-Sound zu Video-Material aus TV-Show. HQ-Video

There will be no tears from clowns during our trip, @beenbettercomic.  Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

[professorelliot]

@beenbettercomic, I can’t emphasize this enough, you are not allowed weapons on our trip Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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Everly Brothers - Cathy's Clown (1960)

Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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“Mama always said, clownin’ was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't.” Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

[professorelliot]

Column: The psychology behind why clowns creep us out

For the past several months, creepy clowns have been terrorizing America, with sightings of actual clowns in at least 10 different states. These fiendish c

“Rami Nader is a Canadian psychologist who studies coulrophobia, the irrational fear of clowns. Nader believes that clown phobias are fueled by the fact that clowns wear makeup and disguises that hide their true identities and feelings. This is perfectly consistent with my hypothesis that it is the inherent ambiguity surrounding clowns that make them creepy. They seem to be happy, but are they really? And they’re mischievous, which puts people constantly on guard. People interacting with a clown during one of his routines never know if they are about to get a pie in the face or be the victim of some other humiliating prank. The highly unusual physical characteristics of the clown (the wig, the big red nose, the makeup, the odd clothing) only magnify the uncertainty of what the clown might do next.“ Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?" Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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Can’t mention clowns and charity without Patch Adams. Surely you don’t have anything against this guy, @beenbettercomic? Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

[professorelliot]

“I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ruggero, and the dreaded Vesti La Giubba.” - @beenbettercomic Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity

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What’s with all the sad songs about clowns?  Click here to send @beenbettercomic​ to the Clown Motel! Donations go to the Ronald McDonald House Charities! http://bit.ly/clowncharity