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@professorlauradesa
Ho ho ho, Santa cat wants to know what you want for Christmas
First of all, why is Santa now a cat? I'm allergic to those. That won't fly.
Secondly, do you want the truth or the materialism? Because my main want is for my dumb boyfriend to have a pulse, but I would also suffice for a soft serve machine.
"Twelve." Probably. "See you are older."
..HA! Ha ha ha ha ha! Nyeh heh ha ha ha!
You're a baby.
actually i just saw you on the suggested blogs, looked through it a bit and followed.
did you not know about that?
I've never been on this site on a non-mobile version of it.
So no, no I didn't.
Don’t be a twin if you can help it.
The amount of “older twin jokes” my brother makes are staggering. They’re like “dad jokes” but more obnoxious.
I get that. My twin and I switch who’s older each month though.
That doesn’t stop the puns unfortunately.
What,
How do you switch? What.
”You are fourteen right?” Wrong. ”If you are then I am younger then you and stuff.”
Thirteen. I'm thirteen.
What are you then? Twelve? Ten?
"Excuse you? I am not blaming my mistakes on some kid here."
Some kid? Who are you even talking about? Now you're confusing me and I really ain't a fan.
"Hey don’t blame me for your own incompetence! You were being confusing."
Incompetence!? The only incompetent one I'm seeing here is you, mister low-tech!
"Uh… Sorry you lost me. I just said I had a strong body that’s all."
You quoted the thi- AUGH FERGIT IT AH AIN'T FIGHTIN' I- wait no crap.
I almost screwed up my speech to text look what you made me do!
"The geography is a mess there. We have a vulcano, a sea, a forest, a death mountain with a green monster and of course a desert." Nothing in that town made any sense.
"And I know what 'air' is I just don't know what I unintentionally quoted."
What. How.
... "Strong". You quoted the word "strong". As if you didn't mean it, yet you did.
"It's not like that. Thay sounds more like zombie town which is near Miracle City." How surprising. "It can be a colorful town. It's just dangerous with an occasional monster and vulcano eruption."
He blinked in confusion. "I don't know what Air is so no I wasn't quoting it."
Oh I can hear Kam get all hissy about that even from here. Best not tell him about that. What the heck is even with your geography over there?
... Air. It's air. Oxygen. Lungs need it? You breathe it in. Air.
"Hah! If you thought it was called Miracle City because it was a little paradise then you are mistaken. It's called that because it's a niracle everybody is still alive!
I can't blame you though it's an obvious tourist mistake.
And that's the wonder work of having a good engineer and a 'strong' body. That and this arm is just large and bulky."
Sound Silent Hill-y if anything. If I had a choice, I'd keep my distance. All those possibly injured and near death denizens though...~ Cha-ching~.
"Strong" body. Why did you quote that? What about that requires air quotes?
Don’t be a twin if you can help it.
The amount of “older twin jokes” my brother makes are staggering. They’re like “dad jokes” but more obnoxious.
Laur’s just jealous that Ah was funnier than her when Ah was her age.
I am going to punch you in the face.
He wasn't going to talk about his name, that was embarrasing story.
"For the most part you are probably correct. Miracle City is a cesspool thouh. A lot of villains, thieves burglars live there. But most people from the world stay away for a good reason." Like it's smell.
"These parts were by my choice and yeah yeah I know. My arm is ugly but it's a model from seven years ago."
Sounds like less of a "Miracle" more of a slum. I'd love to see a happy little parade or something do through there, that would be hilarious. But then again my highest form of humor is schadenfreude.
Seven years, jeeze, how does that thing even still fit you? How is it not a tiny baby arm?
Don't be a twin if you can help it.
The amount of "older twin jokes" my brother makes are staggering. They're like "dad jokes" but more obnoxious.
"You are right on that observation." He noted with a smile, that still wasn't an answer though.
"If you must know I am Dr Chipotle. Evil scientist and engineer from Miracle City." The name probably didn't say much to her. "I destroy things and make other people miserable."
So does my big bro, but he's an idiot.
Also your name is a food. Is that by birth, or by choice? If by birth, wow. Moving forward, I assume "Miracle City" is a lot like Central City, correct? Big, industrial, lot of junk going down all the time, sort of a hub for all the happenings in the world ever it seems? If so, I'm going to make note of it.
So why are you missing parts. And why are your artificial parts so obviously artificial? You know we have ways to fix that, right. Or are you going for the whole cliche spooky villain thing?
To be honest, I truly pity both of you a lot of the time. Oh ho ho ho ho~
Jameson.
Kam...
Holy shit mah li’l sister’s actually talkin’ t’people! An’ not shootin’ ‘em! Aw they grow up so fast. Ah remember when Ah was her age, Ah already had friends.
You're only twenty minutes older, how would you-
Oh screw you too.
