Little of this, little of that and a whole lot of good

May contain, but is not limited to:

[dyfavorable]

This will forever be my favorite tweet of all times

Translation: "Sometimes when I'm alone at home I speak German so that the ghosts think we lost the war"

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[unsubconscious]

Brent Cotton Before the Thunder Speaks, 2026 Oil on canvas, 91 x 121cm

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[peaceinthestorm]

Jean Paul Selinger (1850-1909, American) ~ Comet, n/d

[Source: Christie's]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]