Hale Hazelitt PHD

Hale/42/ Professor of Myths

[jakubszulinski]

“I am so glad that day is over. I need some serious relaxation.”

[profhazelittofmyth]

"relaxing is always a sound plan,"

[profhazelittofmyth]

What is your favorite mythological story?

“The story of Achilles and Patroclus was always my favorite, “ 

[brettatroxys]

That Spartacus show had a really great Achilles and Patroclus vibe if you’re looking for a new version of that lovers in Greek war sort of vibe. I love that wikipedia even hedges the bet on their Mickey and Ian style of romance. Heh.

[profhazelittofmyth]

"mmhmmn you know your stuff. But I will have to agree with you there. Still they are one of my favorite love stories"

[samuelxemerson]

profhazelittofmyth​:

“Yes I know. Part of me is regretting moving back to this city,”

Originally posted by humandisaster6

“Just part of you?” Sam asked with a smirk. “I love Chicago. I’ve been to other cities and there’s just something about this one that draws me in.”

[profhazelittofmyth]

"mhmm yes." He smirked back as he looked over the other man. "Oh? What other cities have you been? You seems so young,"

[nicholasxsullivan]

profhazelittofmyth​

“I hate it and makes me regret moving back,”

Originally posted by stellina-4ever

“Aw don’t say that. I’m sure you came to Chicago for a reason, right?”

[profhazelittofmyth]

"As it right now, a job and that's pretty much it right now . "

[shepherdwilson]

profhazelittofmyth​:

“Thanks, I dont know. Are you always this much of an asshole? Or am I just that Lucky?”

Originally posted by strangemarvelthings

“Hmm. You’re very lucky. I don’t speak to most people.”

[profhazelittofmyth]

"mhmm lucky me than? Wonder if anyone wants to talk to you. So who are you anyway? "

[profhazelittofmyth]

“I am getting really sick of this cold…” 

[boxingtony]

“Living in Chicago.. kinda gotta get used to it. Cold seems to be the season all year round.”Tony chuckled

[profhazelittofmyth]

"seems like it. I really haven't missed it," he smiled and laughed

[vhsmeme]

* talk about your muse!

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

send🥛for a drink headcanon

send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon

send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

send 💕 for a love headcanon

send 💣 for a stress headcanon

send 😵 for a sickness headcanon

send 🤲 for a religious headcanon

send 🏡 for a home headcanon

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

send 💼 for a work headcanon

send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon

send 😡 for an anger headcanon

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon

[sctisfieds-deactivated20210719]

rpmememaker​:

Tell my muse a NSFW rumor you’ve heard about them.

[hotjvstlikefire-deactivated2021]

More MM N.S.F.W. Gif Prompts

Ya boi has a problem.  But it’s content for the RPC, so I regret nothing.  As always, I don’t own a single one of these gifs they were plucked from around the internet.  Pick a prompt, either looking at it or not, send it to the inbox with a muse/pairing in mind, I’ll write a starter based on it.  As always, I tried to use gifs that weren’t as common to find in other prompt lists.

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[ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ] [10]

[11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20]

[21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30]

[31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40]

[41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50]

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[profhazelittofmyth]

Do you have your eye on anyone?

“Not yet, but I have met a few people that have caught my eye,” 

[rppanda]

Ask my Muse personal questions!

[herosluts]

GAY NSFW M/M SMUT GIF MEME send a number 1 - X to my inbox and specify a muse, and i will create a starter based on the NSFW gif. try not to peek and have it be a surprise, or if you really want to know what’s happening, go ahead and take a peek. ;)

[1A] [1B] [1C]

[2A] [2B] [2C]

[3A] [3B] [3C]

[4A] [4B] [4C]

[5A] [5B] [5C]

[6A] [6B] [6C]

[7A] [7B] [7C]

[8A] [8B] [8C]

[9A] [9B] [9C]

[10A] [10B] [10C]

[11A] [11B] [11C]

[12A] [12B] [12C]

[13A] [13B] [13C] bonus m/m/m+

[14A] [14B] [14C]

[15A] [15B] [15C extra spicy]

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

[ wall ]   your muse shoving mine up against a wall.

[profhazelittofmyth]

What is your favorite mythological story?

“The story of Achilles and Patroclus was always my favorite, “ 

[thatsevtanner]

profhazelittofmyth​:

“I am getting really sick of this cold…” 

“Welcome to Chicago, where nature likes to play Whose Line. The forecasts are made up and the temps don’t matter.”

[profhazelittofmyth]

"Thanks you. That sounds about right? Making me regret moving back ,"

[profhazelittofmyth]

“I am getting really sick of this cold…” 

[luckylikelinusrp]

“Oh, I don’t know,” Linus said with a smile. “I kinda like it. It reminds me of mornings on the prairie. I think this package is for you- professor. Oh- cool. You’re a professor? Like at a college?” Linus asked.

[profhazelittofmyth]

Hale laughed a bit. “You think I would miss it,” he smiled before looking down at the package, “It would seem it is. Yes, I just took a new job at the local one. Are you a student?” 

[zane-nashton]

“ion? Oh nh god! How have you been my friend?!”

“I’ve been great, Hale! How have you been? It’s been a while!”

@profhazelittofmyth​

[profhazelittofmyth]

“Great!  Just moved back to town for a job and I am excited! It has been! “