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I’ve already gone so far might as well keep going

unnecessarily dramatic error messages are my fave

when i left the office on friday this worked! It’s monday morning and it just.. doesn’t? WHY??

you haven’t known true desperation until you change the text of your error message bc that’s the only way you’ll ever get to stop staring at the current one

#programming #coding #heyo i'm back i kinda forgot i had access to this blog #the main admin hasn't been online in years i've kinda just been running it without having full access but fuck it i'll keep going bc why not

me: i got it! This should definitely fix it. I'm a genius! *recompiles*

computer:

#siiiiggggghhhhhhh

"no such file or directory"

YES THERE IS IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

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Things Programmers Shout #844

“How can this be wrong? That’s a comment line!”

//Submitted by@archerymaister

Being a woman in computer science can be annoying, but it’s also a handy indicator to find out which guys are worth talking to in the first 2 minutes of conversation.

“I thought all CS people are total nerds” Yes, we are, now leave “You don’t look like a CS student” bye “Wow, really? CS people are usually so ugly!” bye. also, this one is confusing. where exactly did you think insulting my peers would get you?? “But you’re too pretty for CS!” BYE.

On the other hand: *Surprised face* “Oh... cool” you can stay. “Hey me too!” nice “Why?” good question. “Oh, not a lot of women do that, right?” you’re right “Oh ok” i like your style “What can you do with that later?” i’ll get back to you after i wake up from the existential crisis you just gave me

#computer science #programming #women #come on guys there are so many options for getting it right #i also feel like it's worth mentioning that hearing the upper ones from women is extreeemely rare (at least for me)#i tried to post this on mobile earlier but nothing happened so if it randomly appears double it's bc tumblr mobile suuucks

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I would cry too

tag yourself i'm Problem Generator

#from my lecture on #artificial intelligence

xkcds

‘Which one?’ ‘I dunno, it’s your house. Just check each object.’ ‘Check it for *what*?’ ‘Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.’ ’…’ ‘You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.’ 'You know, I’ll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.’

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Why did the integer drown?

It couldn’t float.

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My girlfriend thinks I'm a terrible programmer.

She said after a couple years of trying I should be able to commit.

Me in my free time: I'm not supersticious at all! Who even believes in that zodiac shit lol it's so dumb

Me working on a program: The IDE crashed twice today, that's OBVIOUSLY a sign from the universe that i should go home.

#actually me #coding #programming #code

Note to self: debugging

always remember to remove the Log.d(”Well fuck you too”) lines and the variables named “wtf” and “whhhyyyyyyy” before pushing anything to git

#or maybe go home before resorting to name your things like that bc by then you're probably in no state to solve anything lbr here #programming #android #code #debugging

me, trying to understand something at work: So basically what you're saying is that this code is held together by a piece of gum?

person explaining it: Haha! No. It's much worse than that

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