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I’ve already gone so far might as well keep going
unnecessarily dramatic error messages are my fave
when i left the office on friday this worked! It’s monday morning and it just.. doesn’t? WHY??
you haven’t known true desperation until you change the text of your error message bc that’s the only way you’ll ever get to stop staring at the current one
me: i got it! This should definitely fix it. I'm a genius! *recompiles*
computer:
"no such file or directory"
YES THERE IS IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE
Things Programmers Shout #844
“How can this be wrong? That’s a comment line!”
//Submitted by@archerymaister
Being a woman in computer science can be annoying, but it’s also a handy indicator to find out which guys are worth talking to in the first 2 minutes of conversation.
“I thought all CS people are total nerds” Yes, we are, now leave “You don’t look like a CS student” bye “Wow, really? CS people are usually so ugly!” bye. also, this one is confusing. where exactly did you think insulting my peers would get you?? “But you’re too pretty for CS!” BYE.
On the other hand: *Surprised face* “Oh... cool” you can stay. “Hey me too!” nice “Why?” good question. “Oh, not a lot of women do that, right?” you’re right “Oh ok” i like your style “What can you do with that later?” i’ll get back to you after i wake up from the existential crisis you just gave me
I would cry too
tag yourself i'm Problem Generator
‘Which one?’ ‘I dunno, it’s your house. Just check each object.’ ‘Check it for *what*?’ ‘Whether it looks like it might have touched a paper towel at some point and then forgotten to let go.’ ’…’ ‘You can also Google to learn how to check which things are using which resources.’ 'You know, I’ll just leave the towel there and try again tomorrow.’
Still in Use [Explained]
Why did the integer drown?
It couldn’t float.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a terrible programmer.
She said after a couple years of trying I should be able to commit.
Me in my free time: I'm not supersticious at all! Who even believes in that zodiac shit lol it's so dumb
Me working on a program: The IDE crashed twice today, that's OBVIOUSLY a sign from the universe that i should go home.
Note to self: debugging
always remember to remove the Log.d(”Well fuck you too”) lines and the variables named “wtf” and “whhhyyyyyyy” before pushing anything to git
me, trying to understand something at work: So basically what you're saying is that this code is held together by a piece of gum?
person explaining it: Haha! No. It's much worse than that