the interview sentence meme
’ you know how i’m good at picking up energies ? well, you’re shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now. ’
’ no, this is not a joke, okay ? ’
’ look ! look, look ! look, look, look ━ ’
’ forget that oak-tree-looking fuck. ’
’ i don’t know if you’ve heard this, but some pictures just came out where it looks like mcconaughey’s fucking a goat. ’
’ get the goat ! i got some questions for that goat. ’
’ going to motherfucking china, y'all. ’
’ look! look at this buttfuck. ’
’ i’m actually like, frodo baggins … and you are my sam. ’
’ he’s motherfucking peanut butter and jealous. ’
’ they hate us ‘cause we /anus/ ? ’
’ what the fuck does an anus have to do with this ? ’
’ they hate us ‘cause we is us, and what we is doing is FUCKING TERRIBLE. ’
’ baby…haters gonna hate. and ain’t-ers gonna ain’t. ’
’ yo, i don’t know who i fucked last night, but i got some stink dick. ’
’ take your hands away. i saw the boner. ’
’ i bet you got him in here as a honey dick, just in case i’m gay. ’
’ that bag was FUGLY, with a capital fug. ’
’ shut up. shut up. get in the fucking car ! ’
’ that tiger has night vision goggles ?! ’
’ i didn’t want it to come to this, but you’re gonna have to fight that tiger. ’
’ no, do not ! do not fight the tiger ! ’
’ i don’t wanna stick it in my ass … ’
’ that was super gross and fucked up. ’
’ i’m afraid my feelings of attraction for you will cause me to make mistakes. ’
’ you’re the best person. you were about to have sex with me. that’s like the best thing someone could do. ’
’ this dog is killing me with cuteness. ’
’ do not fuck with my angles ! ’
’ then i saw that fake grapefruit, in that fake grocery store. and then i realized you were a fake friend. ’
’ is this katy fucking perry ? ’
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