I Was Promised A Unicorn

At some point in my life, I was promised a unicorn. By whom is irrelevant. Needless to say, I never received it. I truly believe this broken promise has much to do with the person I am today. This blog is a reflection of that person. A person... who never got their promised unicorn.

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I need Hayao to understand that Goro knows not the Ghibli deal-i-o. I've been less than underwhelmed with his work.  

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Is now wondering whether Disney knew things. 

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Your wish is my command. 

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I concur.

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Maybe every other day. 

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This is from my Pinterest feed. My friend cracks me up! But those are my exact feelings. 

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Tell it!

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Yes!

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I am a winner at life

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I could see the truth in this given the way so many treat the Earth.

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Everybody has a story.

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Ah!

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This bench looks so uplifting.

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Now I know. Back when film-making required some serious ingenuity.

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