the test will last your entire life

simon/prom/bunny ∴ she/he ∴ tgaa ∴ house md ∴ shitposts ∴ art blog: @kazuma-nyasogi ∴ my sibling: @eppymytheus ∴ i am unable to donate to fundraisers but i can still share posts

[prommytheus]

also hello sweet moots and followers sorry i havent been on tumblr in like 4 months. its mostly for mental health reasons, tumblr's energies just stopped jiving with my brain. my blog shall never be deleted i cherish it too much and i know the people love me . if you want to see more of my art and shitposts

i'm mostly on bluesky now! i like microblogging it forces me to be funnier. i'm probably pretty easy to find just organically, but if you want my user you can DM me here and maybe i'll deem you worthy. ok much love ^_^ mwah

[prommytheus]

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

[prommytheus]

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

[prommytheus]

plan of action:

> take womens scholarship

> go to law school

> transition during law school

> get sued about it

> take it to the supreme court

> defend myself

> trans rights?

[prommytheus]

stop being funnier than me

[prommytheus]

this cannot be the fucking post that my dead-ass blog is survived by. why is this still getting notes. its not even very funny. i have WAY funnier posts. the assless chap post didn't even break double digits and THIS is the one that gets 42,000 notes?

[prommytheus]

💬 0  🔁 3  ❤️ 4 · "Assless Chap" is what they called me at colonial williamsburg before i got fired for wearing cowboy gear every day when i

can we remember me by the assless chap post instead. this is my masterpiece

[prommytheus]

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

[prommytheus]

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

[prommytheus]

plan of action:

> take womens scholarship

> go to law school

> transition during law school

> get sued about it

> take it to the supreme court

> defend myself

> trans rights?

[prommytheus]

stop being funnier than me

[prommytheus]

this cannot be the fucking post that my dead-ass blog is survived by. why is this still getting notes. its not even very funny. i have WAY funnier posts. the assless chap post didn't even break double digits and THIS is the one that gets 42,000 notes?

[citruscubes]

nobody asked but its very funny that this is the top post of all time in the adhd women subreddit

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

[undead-moth]

My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.

My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.

There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.

Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[prommytheus]

this is fucking eating me alive everybody please reblog

[prommytheus]

merry fucking christmas

[lemon-wedges]

My pieces for the Reminiscenes zine! Where i collabed with THEEE @hechiima [link to fic pending lol]

We're currently doing leftover sales which you can find here!

[aireina]

December 05 marked the anniversary of the massacre of striking workers of the United Fruit Company on the Caribbean coast of Colombia in 1928, where thousands were killed. The company responsible is known today as “Chiquita.”

[catsbypawty]

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

[undercoverangell]

this is lowkey a nothingburger of a post but i watched good place and made a tgaa good place au and its all ive been thinking about heres my miscellaneous sketches. there are more under the cut and on the way thats a THREAT.

[dogpuppy]

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

[prommytheus]

no more tumblr. if you want to share an opinion with me you have to write a peer reviewed academic paper and then maybe MAYBE i will write my own response to it and/or reference it in academic discussion. no more posting no more blogging. get on jstor or youre cooked

[librarychair]

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

[prommytheus]

every time a zine is physical for profit and not available free as a pdf to the public after its sale is over i get a little bit closer to killing all mankind

[arijsobh]

This is Maryam, and this is all that's left of our house. We live in an apartment building on the eighth floor, but when we moved back, nothing was left, not even a wall to protect me and my daughters. Maryam has nightmares every day that she's going to fall from the house because there's no wall. Please help me, at least, to rebuild this wall.