world's most reliable narrator!

gatsby count: 44 | nick and jay are gay trust

[jayscarraway]

“they’re a rotten crowd -

vera • it/he/she • berri acespec lesbian • 18

❦ plural / nonhuman (hare, puma therian)

❦ english major

❦ bpd / adhd (horrible combo)

❦ recovering choir kid

❦ the great gatsby / pokemon / others

❦ pkmn irl blog : eeveeglove

currently matching pfps with nicky <3

userbox cred to swabluofthesky

- you’re worth the whole damn bunch put together!”

additional about me!

byf: i don’t have a real dni but i block freely. terfs and other bigots, as well as ai users, will be blocked on sight. i dont like stranger things, harry potter or the marauders shit, or anything within the vivziepop…realm. be warned i guess. other than that, just don’t be an asshole. also, i don’t participate in the proship/antiship stuff, i interact with people on both sides and have little to no opinion other than im blocking you if i find you creepy

blocktag: i have tokophobia, otherwise known as the fear of pr//gn//ncy (e, a) and ch//ldb//rth (i, i). anything related to it should be put under the blocktag ‘vera dont look’. yes, this includes jokes. yes, this includes mpr//g (e).

in addition to that, please use the same tag on anything containing the name fl//ra (o).

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[yesornopolls]

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[jayscarraway]

wearing boxer shorts under a flapper dress. jordan baker would be proud

[housegoblin]

new look

[thrivinghigh]

waiting for mama

[jayscarraway]

how is it so impossible for this woman to be on time. either she’s an hour late and I get stuck at work or she’s an hour early and steals my hours.

[jayscarraway]

Im so bored who wants to talk to me

[jayscarraway]

im lowkey obsessed w my pinned post it looks so good

[terrorignitis]

Jean-Paul Sartre, Intimacy

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[jayscarraway]

this is a good photo

[jayscarraway]

i keep laughing when i look at my own pfp hes so strange

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[dietranch]

bath bomb