Interview Vampire Daily
titsay
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cherry valley forever
macklin celebrini has autism
Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
Andulka
PR's Tumblrdome
EXPECTATIONS
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
sheepfilms
Fai_Ryy
tannertan36
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almost home
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
seen from Brazil
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seen from France
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seen from Morocco
seen from Brazil
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@prompt-o-matic
"I'm exhausted."
"Then go to bed."
"No. If I do that, I'll fall asleep."
"Isn't that the point?"
"No, the point is to be able to relax for a moment in the quiet of the night when no one wants me for anything. Just blissful quiet existence."
"You do that. I'm going to bed."
"Nooooo. I don't want to be in blissful silence alone."
"Is there a word for what is wrong with you?"
"Oof, I hope not. I'm going for indefinable."
"The candy bar and a pack of reds."
"Okay. That'll be five copper pieces."
"What?"
"Five copper pieces. We do take indentured servitude on tap."
"Uhm..."
"Chat! What have we done to deserve this?! Did we upset the loot Gods? We carried our team to victory, and for what?"
"You are the strangest cleric I have ever shared adventures with."
"The votes are in!"
"Did she win?"
"By a landslide."
"Wonderful. She's going to hate this."
"Will you go out with me?"
"Sure, where are we going?"
"No, I mean, will you date me?"
"Honey, we've been dating for three months. I just introduced you to my parents yesterday."
"I thought we were just having brunch like with my parents."
"Wait, are we not already dating?"
"Fuck! Being a lesbian is confusing."
"Who are those guys?"
"No."
"What?"
"We are not quoting the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid while being chased by some unknown group of cops."
"They'll never follow us."
"I said quit it!"
"That's it. We're dead."
"Only legally. Biologically, they will need to try harder."
"What's your New Year's resolution?"
"To murder you."
"That's adorable. Wasn't that your resolution last year?"
"Gah! I'm tired of being alone and no one liking me or even flirting with me."
"I like you."
"That's sweet, but I'm being serious."
"I am being serious. I used to flirt with you all the time until you shot me down. Then I stepped back and gave you space."
"Sorry, you what? When?"
"I still love you."
"Then why are you dating him?"
"Because he asked me out, and you thought I could read your mind."
"But you can read my mind!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Yes, dammit! Now, give me my fucking halo back."
"I'm not like other girls."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, I'm actually alive."
"Why aren't you a hero?"
"Because then I wouldn't get to fight you."
Goblins, orcs, and kobolds are rarely allowed to be heroes. This isn't because people think they are evil. It was because of what happened the last time a party of them got together to save the world.
The world needs to be saved again, and it's up to a party of monsters to save it.