oh, divine liar!

ind sel multimuse penned by grace oh CRUEL fate!

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& notice! indefinite hiatus! 

hi guys! sorry to be a real bummer, but i think i’m gonna take a break from here for a while!! besides, of course, college, i guess i don’t have as much gusto for my craft on here! of course i still love my muses, duh, but i just am,,, running out of good thread ideas & maybe it’s bc the school year but a lot of the gomens rpc is deadsie which doesn’t help v much. 

so when will i be back? i can’t really say conclusively! truthfully, i kinda feel... weird about some recent things, & i could just. carry on w/ my life or whatever but i think given i’m not as passionate as i was when i started, i might as well just see if i can write something else maybe? i’ll probably be back soon, maybe i’m just a little flighty rn & tomorrow i’ll be like, awww yeah boy let’s crack into that gomens juice! or not life is odd that way?

either way, if i’m gone like, idk a week plus then unfollow ! i don’t really mind. we’re all here for gaffs & goofs at the end of the day, & a clean following list is nice. 

[apexpraedator]

◤(un)popular opinion; i’m not really a fan of muses who pull the ‘i’m not afraid of you, lol’ card with dangerous or powerful muses when they are being threatening ( or even if they appear humble or cute but are full of power ). if it wasn’t for being called god modding, i’m 700% sure these more powerful muses would have, could have, should have killed another muse if they persistently irritate them. especially if the offending character is a run of the mill human. unless your muse has dealt with similar monsters/menacing personalities/dangerous situations - try not to antagonize deadly muses to the point of obvious rage knowing the writer can’t really write them killing your muse even though that is completely in their nature to do so.

[unfollowfriday]

if you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

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[ crowley found out gabe was ticklish & immediately used this knowledge for wilyness which is very rude in gabes opinion )):<<<

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and now i know how joan of arc felt … 

as featured on the OC multimuse, THICKTVILLE. indie lore, with verses in STRANGER THINGS , IT (2017) , THE LOST BOYS , HELLBOY, and MORE. 

                              … NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT . 

[prophecyfailed]

& ooc

like a lot of my muses are paternal/maternal but BY ALL MEANS should not have a kid.

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& hcs

something? most angels can agree on is that ? if they get attached to a human? they like. really can’t let go of that human? I think it’s bc !! humans love so so freely. the first time gabriel did fall for a human, something he vowed Never to do again afterwards he hadn’t been loved the way he was loved by him in a very long time?

it was probably? a prophet. maybe not one in the Bible, yanno there’s a lot of fucking prophets of god. or was, when she still talked to people. he was so, so sweet. he was scorned by his people bc who would believe him? but he still helped as much as he could! gabe really was just supposed to communicate prophecies to him. but there was just. something about him. he couldn’t ? resist yanno?

gabe stayed with him his whole life. & he kept dying. & gabe kept bringing him back. it wasn’t right! to make him suffer like that yanno? but gabe did it out of selfishness. he wanted so bad to be loved?? & to love. it was so tiring for the prophet. he was seeing people he!! cared about die, & of course he loved gabe but?? this wasn’t right. he shouldn’t live beyond his nieces & nephews ! his siblings!

he died maybe the 10th time & gabe was about to revive him & then azrael showed up. like, not death as death, but death as his sibling. he grabbed his shoulder & shook his head. overrode his miracle. given he’s not really an angel, but a force of nature, he can override miracles given their in his domain. for example, an demon miracles someone dead, he can stop it to keep the balance even. gabriel was so angry. azrael held him in place as gabe pounded against his chest.

wasn’t right, death whispers. wasn’t fair. gabe says he just wanted to be loved. a beat. death tells him that if he couldn’t let him go on peacefully, then it wasn’t love. not a healthy one. still a sore fuckin topic for gabe undoubtedly

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& meta bc I’m weak 😫 I know az isn’t mine but I love blabbing & digging into that meat & potatoes

ok so re: az being terrified of raising a child here’s the goss. heaven is not a warm place at all. i think while?? az is definitely!! a kind person!! being able to,,, be nurturing is very hard for him! he loves very deeply but i think? he kinda! so I think in a way he started to view being physically & genuinely loving as… wrong in a way? obviously not for humans! just for… angels. angels don’t adore anyone besides Her! they don’t hug each other. even the archangels, who are siblings, barely brush palms. why should he? he doesn’t have siblings! he … is just a lone principality.

i think uh, when it comes to a child he’d be very. very nervous. even if angels were athena-esque, fully realized creations from the head of god, they do have formulative years! I kinda infer this from? aziraphale not really! knowing what was inherently right in Eden! for eg. a wiser angel wouldn’t talk w a demon! that’s cuckoo bananas! but uh, what time he was around his “”family”” & mother wasn’t rlly. marked w being loving yanno? very distant, so so cold sometimes. kinda think that’s why?? he values !! material things as much! books can be v good replacement for ur family who never hugged u 😔😔 also bc he just likes em. like primarily bc he likes em but there’s a little bit of a psych angle 2 it

professional! not a family! so. mixed w being ashamed to be affectionate or loving ( which he is!! trying to get over I’m sure !! I think crowley helped a lot by the end of the series :))!! ) & ,, not rlly the most loving upbringing he’s big nervous on fuckin up a Whole Baby. + the whole he’s Selfish TM & he knows if he does have a whole baby he’ll wanna make that baby live forever! & while he has eternity to spend w Crowley & is glad for that, for a human that could be a punishment u kno? v conflicting.

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& ooc

sending crowley cute baby compilations is the Worst thing u can do bc he will watch them for hours under the covers, & az will open the door to their bedroom slightly & crowley will look up w watery eyes & whisper. “i love babies. let’s steal one.” & az will disincorpate Immediately from shock.

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

inspired  by  devotedecay’s  non - sexual  acts  of  dominance  meme  ! send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ shower ]   your muse joining mine in the shower.

[ choke ]   your muse choking mine.

[ kiss + soft ]   your muse pulling mine into a tender kiss.

[ kiss + rough ]   your muse pulling mine into a rough kiss.

[ pin ]   your muse pinning mine down.

[ wrists ]   your muse roughly grabbing mine by the wrists.

[ push ]   your muse pushing mine into bed.

[ rip + clothing ]   your muse tearing a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ]   your muse spanking mine.

[ pull ]   your muse pulling my muses hair.

[ talk ]   your muse talking dirty to mine.

[ eyes ]   your muse making mine look them in the eyes during.

[ down ]   your muse pulling mine down by their collar / clothes.

[ knees ]   your muse telling mine to get on their knees.

[ hips ]   your muse pulling mine in close by the hips.

[ denial ]   your muse putting mine through orgasm denial.

[ many ]   your muse making mine orgasm over and over.

[ tied ]   your muse tying my muse down.

[ lazy ]   your muse lazily beginning to touch mine.

[ love ]   your muse telling mine they love them during.

[ dominance ]   your muse taking the lead and dominating mine.

[ submission ]   your muse letting mine take the lead and submitting to them.

[ humiliation ]   your muse humiliating mine, re: name-calling and verbal abuse.

[ pain ]   your muse hurting mine in bed, whether intentionally or not.

[ knife ]   your muse using a knife in bed, whether for threat or actually cutting mine.

[ hidden ]   your muse having sex with mine somewhere semi-public.

[ public ]   your muse having sex with mine in public, whee other people watch.

[ adore ]   your muse being near reverent with mine in bed.

[ dress ]   your muse having mine dress up in lingerie.

[ eat ]   your muse eating mine out.

[ sleep ]   your muse touching / beginning to have sex with mine while they’re asleep.

[ gag ]   your muse gagging mine, or or making them be quiet.

[ blindfold ]   your muse blindfolding mine.

[ praise ]   your muse praising mine in bed.

[ good ]   your muse calling mine a good boy / girl.

[ want ]   your muse telling mine they want them.

[ snarl ]   your muse growling and / or baring their teeth at mine during sex.

[ mark ]   your muse purposefully marking mine up with bruises, hickies, ect.

[ wall ]   your muse shoving mine up against a wall.

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& drabble? ish. 

the them are around fourteen & still go to the same school. adam is still, of course, the antichrist. but more importantly, he’s human & it’s a week before valentines day. he is sleeping over at pepper’s house. luckily, their parents aren’t weirdos who think sleepover’s should be confined to a single-gender. it’s always marked by being a fun time. wes’s parents are very protectively, rarely let him go out on sleepovers unless it’s a birthday or special occasion. brian is out visiting his grandparents in london. 

it’s 2am, pepper is on a blow-up mattress on the floor playing mario kart on a 3ds against adam. on the wall, there is an old wall clock that’s off by 5 minutes. it reads 1:56 am, which means it’s 2:01 am. there’s a strangeness to being up this late. while as the antichrist, adam’s sleeping routines were... strange to say the least, for pepper it is uncanny. she usually is to bed by the lastest eleven & wakes at ungodly early hours. mainly from a mix of her mother’s early hours & just being inclined to enjoy the sun crawling over the horizon, the sky dark until it just wasn’t anymore. 

adam wins by a frankly rude red turtle shell, but alls fair in mario kart. pepper complains about it for a bit before yawning & saying they’ve played the game to death. “you’re a sore loser” adam says. pepper chides him, because as nice of a kid as adam was he was unfortunately bad when it came to losing. really out of the them, wes was the only one who lost with any semblance of grace. 

they prattle off into nonsense. giggle about stupid things. talk about garbage. pepper’s looking a little distracted at one point, adam looks at her for a while then asks her what’s eating her. she picks at her fingernails, scrambles off the bed ( very inelegantly ) & grabs her beaten up backpack. 

& pulls out a shoddily made, but very attempted valentines day card. it’s made from scratch on flimsy, pink paper. cut in a haphazard heart, & it’s obvious she wasn’t measuring the letters well & “lentines” is all smooshed together & shrinks at it gets closer to the right edge of the heart. 

she tosses it at adam. he looks it over, & raises a brow. “uh, is that for that girl you’ve been looking at all weird? y’know, looking like you’re gonna fart-” “i do NOT! you prick!” pepper can’t shove him because he has the higher ground. he opens it tentatively & reads it over. very awkwardly worded, but oh so pepper.

“ do you, uh, think it’s... not lame?” pepper taps her pointer fingers together. thank god her skin is dark & the only light is from the tv. her face is flushed. 

adam looks over the card, appreciative. he teases & pokes fun, but he has a warmth for pepper, & of course, all the them that exudes brotherliness. he beams at her. “duh. it’s great, pep.” 

[anjael]

Earlier I saw this amazing art by Thatmightyheart of Crowley having a moving/living snake tattoo

Then later i saw THIS post with the most perfect creature of all time, the lancetfish

And well, guess who else doesn’t have a visible demon animal other than Crowley! Dagon’s pretty buttoned-up but everyone’s gotta party sometime

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yeah this is really unprofessional. & 6000 years late, really. 

Blue eyes normally squinting were suddenly opened wide the moment Dagon’s lips touched theirs. Their entire body froze and stiffened in place unsure of exactly what to do. The buzzing of the flies increased around them both, encircling both as if they were just as confused as Beelzebub was. Confused on why it was happening, but not completely unwelcome. They had never been on the end of a kiss they hadn’t initiated first. And nonetheless from Dagon. 

Their trusted Lord of the Files, Master of Torments and… interest. 

At long last, as lips parted for a curious tongue, they closed their eyes, arms moving to wrap around their waist and return it full heartedly. Putting a centuries worth of pining and want into a single action. 

pushing them back onto the desk, legs grabbed with strong hands to hoist them onto it. lips drew away, searching in the prince’s eyes. their heart was pounding, relentless, an exhale that was so dangerously close to a whine heady with need. one kiss & they were already so, so enraptured. careful not to dig their claw into their thighs. didn’t want to ruin the moment with tearing their uniform. 

“ beez... ” 

one of their hand placed itself on the back of the other demon’s head, pulling them back in to kiss again. though instead of the lips, they kissed against the line of their jaw. unable to think of proper words, they just whispered practical nonsense. “ my prince, my prince, mine,,, mine.”  again, not the best things to say to your boss, worst time to be honest. regardless of what was the best idea, they were now sucking tiny bruises on the prince’s skin. 

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& ooc

OKAY BUT THIS IS PEPPER IN SCHOOL W HER FIRST CRUSH SEND TWEET. 

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& crack

dagon sliding this image towards beez: so,,, feeling a little,, different about any demons,,,

beez,,, squinting: dagon, i’m already gay. 

dagon: yeah but now ur triple gay.  

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& incorrect quotes

pepper: warlock. why did you look adam in his eyes, take his cola, drink it all & then call him a bitch???

warlock: i wanted to say i liked his shirt but i lose courage & instead i did that. 

pepper: warlock that’s wrong. 

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& ooc 

the first person who likes toni has to deal w warlock giving them the shovel talk & being an ABSOLUTE menace at all turns. toni’s just sitting w them & they’re having a casual convo at like the kitchen table & the person looks over to the couch & sees warlock peek over where they’re pretending 2 play pokemon & give them the evilest glare ever. sinking out of sight when toni turns her head.  worst little sibling but comes from a good place.

alternatively when she goes through her first breakup crowley drives to the dates house w a brick & warlock crawls from the back where they were hiding & eggs them. petty parent & child.