uh.. what the hell?
// @prophet-prior @rumblebunny @jones-not-floyd @bakerbythebridge @captainjack-hard-ness @ anyone else!
Are you okay?
i’m apparently stuck both in the past and in an alternate universe.
so in short, no.
Oh. I'm sorry.
Can I help?
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@prophet-prior
uh.. what the hell?
// @prophet-prior @rumblebunny @jones-not-floyd @bakerbythebridge @captainjack-hard-ness @ anyone else!
Are you okay?
i’m apparently stuck both in the past and in an alternate universe.
so in short, no.
Oh. I'm sorry.
Can I help?
uh.. what the hell?
// @prophet-prior @rumblebunny @jones-not-floyd @bakerbythebridge @captainjack-hard-ness @ anyone else!
Are you okay?
I am in desperate need of sleep-
please get some sleep!
Takin' a short nap now, don't worry!
oh thank goodness. you worry me, kid.
Eh, that's fair
plus, who else am i going to look out for? and who else is going to look out for me?
That's a good point.
How've ya been? 'S been a while since we talked
busy! i've been thinking about work an awful lot, and the kids are getting into preschool. they grow up so fast...
Give both of 'em hugs for me! Maybe we can meet up sometime, ya could come see the new place and meet Rex
i will! i'd love to meet up! the kids always ask about you, so it would be great to chat!
Cool! Just let me know when ya have time!
i have some time around tuesday? i'd love to catch up over coffee!
I am in desperate need of sleep-
please get some sleep!
Takin' a short nap now, don't worry!
oh thank goodness. you worry me, kid.
Eh, that's fair
plus, who else am i going to look out for? and who else is going to look out for me?
That's a good point.
How've ya been? 'S been a while since we talked
busy! i've been thinking about work an awful lot, and the kids are getting into preschool. they grow up so fast...
Give both of 'em hugs for me! Maybe we can meet up sometime, ya could come see the new place and meet Rex
i will! i'd love to meet up! the kids always ask about you, so it would be great to chat!
I am in desperate need of sleep-
please get some sleep!
Takin' a short nap now, don't worry!
oh thank goodness. you worry me, kid.
Eh, that's fair
plus, who else am i going to look out for? and who else is going to look out for me?
That's a good point.
How've ya been? 'S been a while since we talked
busy! i've been thinking about work an awful lot, and the kids are getting into preschool. they grow up so fast...
I am in desperate need of sleep-
please get some sleep!
Takin' a short nap now, don't worry!
oh thank goodness. you worry me, kid.
Eh, that's fair
plus, who else am i going to look out for? and who else is going to look out for me?
I am in desperate need of sleep-
please get some sleep!
Takin' a short nap now, don't worry!
oh thank goodness. you worry me, kid.
I am in desperate need of sleep-
please get some sleep!
details, jenny packham fall 2020
what the hell?
// @a-blazeof-glory @prophet-prior @notshot-hotshot @aila-to-the-stars @bakerbythebridge @ anyone else!
are you okay?
i’d be damn near rich if i got paid every time i was asked that question.
in short, no.
sorry.
i'm Prior, is there anything i can do to help?
what the hell?
// @a-blazeof-glory @prophet-prior @notshot-hotshot @aila-to-the-stars @bakerbythebridge @ anyone else!
are you okay?
Hm. I’m still not quite sure what this is.. Anyway, hello?
// @crownprinceloki @pandora-stark @assassinspiders @prophet-prior @engineerinteal @robynontherun @anyone else
Hello! This is the internet, and it’s fun sometimes. I’m Prior, and you are?
That’s a little vague. I’m Sylvie.
Sorry, I’m not good with the internet. Wasn’t a thing when I was younger.
Anyways, hi Sylvie! That’s a nice name.
Thank you.
So….what do you do?
In regards to..? Mostly I am just trying to survive. Formulate plans. And the lot.
Oh, I meant as a job, but that still counts.
Well, you don’t exactly get to have a job when you’re on the run. What about you? What do you do?
I work for a charity, that’s it really.
That’s nice. What sort of charity is it?
A charity for people with HIV. I work with the kids and younger people.
Lovely.
Thank you.
So what else do you do?
Not much else. Once my plan is a success, then I can start thinking about doing other things.
Your plan…?
Yes. My plan. To kill the timekeepers.
…..What are those?
Hm.. Arseholes who think they can decide the fate of everyone and who’ve let so many people suffer.
So they decided my fate…?
Yes, to put it simply. Big surprise. There’s no such thing as free will! Watch out if you veer off their path, they’ll erase your timeline and try to erase you too.
What. The. Fuck.
I’m sorry, this is just…crazy. Even for my levels of crazy.
Sorry. I.. probably shouldn’t have said that. But I am going to deal with them. I’m so close to making my way into the TVA and then I can kill them and it’ll finally be over. The years of running. Everything.
I speak to literal angels and this I can’t even understand.
So they made me die in 1990 and somehow I wake up here? So it wasn’t the Angel, it was…those Time people?
Yes, I suppose. Though it is more complicated than that.
What the fuck is going on??
I forgot how fragile you Midgardians could be. Prior, was it? Take a breath. I will fix this.
I’m sorry, but it’s all new to me. I get talking with angels and prophetic words and all that, but that stuff?
My dear, it’s simply out of my hands.
Right. This is my fault. Just stay calm and go about your day as you normally would, yeah?
No no this is fine.
I’m used to knowing more than I should.
If you say so. Perhaps I could help you forget this conversation?
No, it’s fine.
I’d rather just get to know you better.
..Really?
Yeah. I think everyone deserves to get to be known. It’s an odd idea, but it usually works.
That’s..lovely, actually.
Oh, thank you.
But please, tell me about yourself.
You first.
You first.
There’s not much to tell, really.
There must be something, Sylvie.
Well, what do you want to know then?
First thing that comes to mind.
I always wanted to be a Valkyrie growing up. They’re basically a group of women warriors that defend Asgard. I’d like to think if I wasn’t taken from my timeline, I would be one now.
That’s really cool, Sylvie. They sound right up your alley.
Thank you. Your turn.
Wow um…I don’t really have many things to say about myself.
I guess that I love flowers?
Do you have a favorite?
 hydrangeas and orchids.
Hm. I’m still not quite sure what this is.. Anyway, hello?
// @crownprinceloki @pandora-stark @assassinspiders @prophet-prior @engineerinteal @robynontherun @anyone else
Hello! This is the internet, and it’s fun sometimes. I’m Prior, and you are?
That’s a little vague. I’m Sylvie.
Sorry, I’m not good with the internet. Wasn’t a thing when I was younger.
Anyways, hi Sylvie! That’s a nice name.
Thank you.
So….what do you do?
In regards to..? Mostly I am just trying to survive. Formulate plans. And the lot.
Oh, I meant as a job, but that still counts.
Well, you don’t exactly get to have a job when you’re on the run. What about you? What do you do?
I work for a charity, that’s it really.
That’s nice. What sort of charity is it?
A charity for people with HIV. I work with the kids and younger people.
Lovely.
Thank you.
So what else do you do?
Not much else. Once my plan is a success, then I can start thinking about doing other things.
Your plan…?
Yes. My plan. To kill the timekeepers.
…..What are those?
Hm.. Arseholes who think they can decide the fate of everyone and who’ve let so many people suffer.
So they decided my fate…?
Yes, to put it simply. Big surprise. There’s no such thing as free will! Watch out if you veer off their path, they’ll erase your timeline and try to erase you too.
What. The. Fuck.
I’m sorry, this is just…crazy. Even for my levels of crazy.
Sorry. I.. probably shouldn’t have said that. But I am going to deal with them. I’m so close to making my way into the TVA and then I can kill them and it’ll finally be over. The years of running. Everything.
I speak to literal angels and this I can’t even understand.
So they made me die in 1990 and somehow I wake up here? So it wasn’t the Angel, it was…those Time people?
Yes, I suppose. Though it is more complicated than that.
What the fuck is going on??
I forgot how fragile you Midgardians could be. Prior, was it? Take a breath. I will fix this.
I’m sorry, but it’s all new to me. I get talking with angels and prophetic words and all that, but that stuff?
My dear, it’s simply out of my hands.
Right. This is my fault. Just stay calm and go about your day as you normally would, yeah?
No no this is fine.
I’m used to knowing more than I should.
If you say so. Perhaps I could help you forget this conversation?
No, it’s fine.
I’d rather just get to know you better.
..Really?
Yeah. I think everyone deserves to get to be known. It’s an odd idea, but it usually works.
That’s..lovely, actually.
Oh, thank you.
But please, tell me about yourself.
You first.
You first.
There’s not much to tell, really.
There must be something, Sylvie.
Well, what do you want to know then?
First thing that comes to mind.
I always wanted to be a Valkyrie growing up. They’re basically a group of women warriors that defend Asgard. I’d like to think if I wasn’t taken from my timeline, I would be one now.
That’s really cool, Sylvie. They sound right up your alley.
Thank you. Your turn.
Wow um...I don't really have many things to say about myself.
I guess that I love flowers?