Which Veruca do you resonate with more? The one with the golden goose or the one with the squirrels? I feel very Violet almost all the time. We're just the worst when it comes to that, that's why you're my kindred spirit. And you're inherently slow, you're tall as fuck. Short, fast people have the edge at things like laser tag. If Cynthia shows up wearing her monster high heels, then I'll just have to win for both of us so she doesn't break her neck - though I have seen her run in them, I don't know how she doesn't break the laws of physics with her ankles. Love you, I've already decided loser buys the winners an all-expenses paid trip, so...good luck!
Why not both? Why can't I be all variations of a bratty child, Ari? Let me live out my dream. Oh, wow, Violet? You gonna turn blue on me when I least expect it? You do enjoy snapping gum, that's for sure. Meant to be, or something like that. You're so full of shit. Tall people have less space for the laser tag lasers to hit, don't you know? Yeah, preferably no broken necks anytime soon, please, if she has to wear high heels, though - don't we all? I look good in a heel, for what it's worth. She's incredible, that's the how and why. All expenses paid trip where? Sacramento or Sicily? Because one of them makes me more invested than the other.
















