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[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[thatdykepunkslut]

Sodomy

[anarchafemme]

Sodomy

[dontpmeo]

caleb pitts stuns in new homosexual anthem

[pjackk]

SUPPORT SMALL BUISNESSES

Tummy roaring? Hunting for some grub? Come on down to Pjacks WorldWide Subfari to bag real trophey of a sandwich!

Check out our NEW and impoved menu!!!

The Mafioso Mexicano

Buttery garlic bread bun with a specialty New York Italiano Style Meat Ball & Pjacks "Spicy Abuelita" Ghost Peppuh Sauce. Generously seasoend with a secret Cumin & Powdered Parmasan mix!!!

Da Salty Dawg

A classic Pjacks Megadawg Hot Dog doused in Pjacks Old Fisherman Chum Sauwce (Old bay, oysters, imitation crab, mayo & tartar sauce puree) on a buttery buttery white bread bun!!!

Perfect Prototype Pimento

North carolina style pimento cheese mixed with Prototype Sauce (Ketshup, mayo, & a special secret...) on a yummy buttery white bread bun with 3 patty sausages

The Serpents Toungue

Congo anaconda steak, Pjacks Spicy "Venom" Dressing, sliced jalepenos, romaine lettuce, & cherry tomatoez on an artisanally buttery white bread bun!!

The Patriot Fist

Classic american style sandwich with lettuce, ham, swiss cheese, & ketchup on a big fat buttery white bread bun!

The Alpino Wino

Sourkraut & Red beet pickled quail eggs fried in beer batter with a red vinegar sauce on an authentically german or french or smthn buttery white bread bun!!

The Serpents Toungue

Congo jungle anaconda steak, Pjacks Spicy "Venom" Dressing, sliced jalepenos, romaine lettuce, & cherry tomatoez on an artisanally buttery white bread bun!!

The Kuma Wrap

A delicious & healthy wrap with plenty of avocado, diced tomato, red onion, shredded cheddar cheese, ground chinese bear sausage, blue cheese crumbles, romaine lettuce, Pjacks Tangy Buffalo Sawce, & a dash of ranch dressing all on a delicious buttery flour tortilla!

Da Steam Boat

Homestyle meat loaf with tons of juicy meaty creamy gravy & mini hush puppys on a buttery white bread bun worthy of a steam boat captain

Rejuvinator Cucumber Health Water

We are proud of our cucumber water which is known to cure disease we also have sodas if u want

[pjackk]

GUYS ! Starting soon we will have The Wops Stogie which is a rolled up slice of pepiorni pizza tht we put in the smokehouse for an ENTIRE DAY! We stock the smoke house with the best mesquite wood & tobacco we can find u might even find me in there blwoin a personal puff from my cuban onto ur slice LOL

[achillesinhighheels]

lil’ kim, as joan of arc, styled by marc jacobs for flaunt magazine (circa 2005).

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[kintatsujo]

for the most part I have ended up replacing "dude" in my vocabulary with "boss" because it's gender neutral and it's easier to just replace certain words than to watch who you say them to (like I still SAY dude but a lot less than boss)

Anyway the major effect of this is that it makes me sound like a mafia henchman sometimes like "I dunno about that boss"

[pennaraptor]

the girlies! vhs and dvd

[pennaraptor]

outtakes

[adeshua]

Mao Ishikawa, Red Flower (Akabanaa), 1975–77

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[conzoop]

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

[duckdotimg]

Nel nome del Padre, del Figlio, e dello Spirito Santo...

(she/her)

[dogpuppy]

[chronicgirlfail]

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself