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I Entered A Sewing Contest? | Storytime

A storytime about that one time I fancied myself a seamstress at 16 and entered in a sewing contest. Let me know in the comment section what type of content ...

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[nitramaraho]

[dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2]

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

there is a 100% chance you’ve reblogged a homestuck post at one point or another whether you were aware of it or not

[springinthesky]

THIS BLOG IS A NO ZONE

Dont

[garlicdicke]

if I could be represented by a sound I would be a really bad flute

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[lindsay-irene-deactivated201704]

Baby otter goes in the water for the first time. Turn on sound! From Pip the Otter.

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

They did such a good job. 🖤🖤🖤

[timelady12]

Awwwwwww😍😍😍😍😍😍

[fjordfolk]

[nolvini]

4/13; Kids

[iraffiruse]

[gloryychildren]

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

[pixiedust-paycheck]

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

[gifsboom]

[its-nick-bitxh]

take a fuckin sip, babes

[deputychairman]

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

[niyarest]

baby needs 

S N A C K 

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[william-snekspeare]

the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

[hither2]

you have to be gay to be funny. i’m sorry but that’s the rule 

[feminism-killed-rome]

Is it cause ur a joke

[hither2]

see? hetero joe over here gave humor a shot and failed miserably

[djavjr]

just a reminder that hussie fought a kite once and lost

[asterismist-deactivated20150408]

the only thing he can’t kill

[sixpenceee]

Horrible thought of the day: Cockroaches can walk on ceilings, but the especially big ones have a difficult time, which means they can fall off and onto your bed, hair, face or whatever it is. 

[1ightsaber-archive]

this is it this is your scariest post

[sixpenceee]

It honestly is

[12dvaedjhgda73]

Because this post isn’t scary enough as it is, I’ll add to it: 1) Some cockroaches can actually glide, so if and when a cockroach falls it can pretty much land on top of anything it wants. 2) Cockroaches can bite you and have been known to nibble on the hands and feet of the sleeping.

[sixpenceee]

Lord jesus