[animatedtext]

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

one day i will be Strong and punch the sun 

[a-nice-frog]

uhh yeah…pretty sure that’s not possible so uhh…

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

i will punch it

[a-nice-frog]

look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get burned up… not really sure what you’re expecting here…

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

im gonna punch it real hard

[kitchendisease]

[tvngsten-deactivated20130308]

[ivicus]

[ocheano]

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

[assume]

[dxilydose]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[personalswea-deactivated2015070]

[mysharona1987]

Please don’t drive drunk, okay? Seriously. It’s so fucked up. But by all means, walk drunk. That looks hilarious.

Amy Poehler, Yes Please (via clinginess)

[langsettttttte]

[botanicaly-blog]

[internets-bests]

Taylor says it best

[areasdrawing]

[princessariel2323]

Even if we’re married for 23 years, I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

[extrasad]